Pantsofmagic

I love this fucking movie

This guy RAIDs

He got that mofo on credit, 48 easy payments!

This is a terrible fucking idea and he should be ashamed of himself for even thinking it

Hypothetical?

One of the first thoughts I had with the election result was "welp, there goes my retirement". None of this surprises me even a little

I'm genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.

It seems unfortunate that you have to fix the tools you need to use for your job, but I imagine it's nice when the tools are fixed and you can just focus on what you do best.

Next time you're stuck on the commode you can study the bristol stool scale and try to rank your experience.

My company has decided there are too many holidays so they just give us hours we can use whenever. This would be cool except I've maxed out my vacation hours and I never use the holiday hours.

I hope your trip to pick up the prescription is excellent and you maybe see some cool birds or a pretty girl on the way.

I'm rather convinced

I like these settings. Mine has a turbo too but you have to hold the button for several seconds. It says 3 seconds but it's more like 5. This is too inconvenient so I rarely use it.