This shit hot lmao....
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What has 4 legs and 4 arms and a huge hair ball on it's dick? Cuz WTF dude! Its in that bathroom stall!
Management: "Men are having sex in the stalls. Let's make them see through to discourage them."
two weeks later
Management: "Why is there always a line to the men's room now?"
That left picture feels like modern art. Like an anti- "Thinking Man" with a cellphone. Add in the "Your Time Relax", and it's perfect
Edit: Where do they put their cellphone when they wipe?
In their pants
What pants?
Looks like clothes are in front of him in the stall to me
I want you all to round up the people who make these decisions and bring them to my sex dungeon. I'll take care of this.
...I....I did it...
Oh shit, gotta fund raise for the sex dungeon I lied about.
Let me know when the Kickstarter is ready I think you've got a solid business idea
Um, why is that guy naked?
The Costanza method
I'm genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.
I want a torrent of all your memes. That's got to be quite the collection.
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Some people poop naked. I do.
It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone's clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.
Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.
It's been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.
Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?
How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?
I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they're living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.
Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.
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I'm pooping naked as we speak
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He fighting for his life
Nope, wearing flip flops
He's thinking.
I assume this is in the locker room at the gym and he is about to take a shower
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Ruining people's forearm workouts smh
Name and shame
This is abhorrent
The wall decor with what appears to say 'Your Time to Relax' with some sort of illuminati eyeball in the corner really brings it all together.
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Incredible. Doesn't seem real because it's such a dumb concept
I remember when clothing stores would use these (they go opaque when electrically charged)
I hated everything about it
Whoever made or ordered this probably loves frosted glass effects in UI too.
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