ParadoxSeahorse

https://www.apple.com/shop/iphone/iphone-upgrade-program

Huh? I guess the current model is, via a bank? And this rumor is that Apple would be the bank? Who cares?

Ah, Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist, now you mention it

Since they’ve made paramedics do a degree, they’ve been using that increased knowledge to justify whenever possible not taking people to hospital, even against doctor’s wishes. A lot of this is insurance costs as well as turn around time.

https://www.nottingham.ac.uk/news/researchers-discover-new-third-class-of-magnetism-that-could-transform-digital-devices

Yeah sorry it’s a cheque

Rough people height generally feet (“a 5ft lass”, “he’s gotta be 7ft!”), actual height in m or cm. Except above a certain height and then well it’s a 15ft drop or a 3000ft munro

Old people who still remember old money

diluting the gravity

In fairness he did say it was “fake physics”

Some of the spices that are used in ketchup and/or baked bean tomato sauce include: allspice, cayenne, cassia, cinnamon, cloves, ginger, mustard, paprika, and pepper.

♫ When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré ♫

Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?

I know it wouldn’t work with the format, but fml I cannot upvote because they are the wrong way around