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[–] niktemadur 95 points 3 days ago (7 children)

...and we only did it because there was a dick-waving contest between two nations.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

So this isn't a joke? Wouldn't that make the universe 46.5B years old? Very big bang.

[–] Sterile_Technique 55 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Considering the relative speed of literally everything we can experience as humans, and that light ranks at the tippy top of every single one of them as INSTANT in pretty much any context other than math homework, it's honestly pretty fucking wild that we not only got humans 1.3 light-seconds away from Earth, but got them back alive to tell about it.

That is straight up amazing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Yes and no. I get the point and do actually agree whole heartedly but I think it obscures the reality that we've been observing solar systems as they existed millions of years ago.

[–] LovableSidekick 8 points 3 days ago

We ain't hardly been nowhere in the 'verse yet.

[–] Donkter 27 points 3 days ago (5 children)

You're right, let's send 1 person into the fuck of space just to say we did it.

I'm not being sarcastic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dont eat the rich

Throw them into space to see who goes the farthest

[–] InnerScientist 3 points 3 days ago

"I trust them as far as I can throw them"
"Bet"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] _stranger_ 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Let's invent teleportation, then use the teleporter to merge them into a homunculus flesh beast, and then launch that thing into the sun.

Unrelated, but I thought it would be a good idea.

[–] ebolapie 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

What if the homunculus argues that it, as a new and distinct being, has committed no crimes, and deserves to live? What if it begs for its life as you load it into the teleporter to ~~split it back up into your science officer and annoying morale officer~~ shoot it into the sun?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

We’ll just get Cate Mulgrew to argue that point.

[–] P00ptart 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Homunculus is a little person that is proportional. You cant merge two tall, fat fucks and get one little person. 4 or 5 homunculi, maybe. But not one.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Elon on top of a super-heavy. He can be like Solomon Epstein.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Like build one really really big space trabuchet, loaded with a space hotel with all the amenities possible for basically a one way generational ship. Then blast those fuckers towards alpha centari and call it a decade.

Oh, and just for fun, give them one life pod but it only holds 20 people.

But the real kicker? ...they never left the ground And it's all televised.

The launch sequence? Really fast merry go round.

The "artificial gravity"? Lol

The infinite food sources vending machines? Catering.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Yes! Thanks I had no idea this was a thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Sure but even if we had stuck someone on voyager 1, it's only 23 light hours away and has been going almost 50 years.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We’re really just photographers right now.

[–] Sam_Bass 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And we go no further for the next 4 years

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Might be longer if Musk really guts the NASA

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If Musk guts NASA, then surely it would be in an attempt to benefit SpaceX and himself, e.g. by removing regulations or funneling more money to SpaceX, and with that accelerating his Moon landing program, not pushing it back.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You assume his goal is actually to get to Mars, not just dangle that as a dream in front of people while siphoning off billions of tax dollars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I didn't say anything about Mars, I only meant the Moon mission, which I assume would slightly push the record further just because the longer duration would give more opportunity for the wobble of the Moon's orbit to get the astronauts further than before.

Granted, SpaceX could also just fail to get to the Moon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Considering his successes with Tesla I doubt it would get the desired results. But spacex does have some very smart cookies, so you might be on to something.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And those objects that are now 46 billion light years away move away from us faster than light.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They are not moving faster than light.

The distance between us and them is increasing at a rate than means light leaving earth now could not ever reach them. Such is the impact of an expanding universe.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Your point of view is 46 billion years out of date.

...but I like the meme.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

With a spaceship which reach a huge percent of lightspeed, the occupants can reach in short time many of the exoplanets in the Milky Way, only for the observer on Earth it last thousends of years. But this isn't important, after the rich people in the Spaceship had destroyed the Earth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You have to start somewhere.

[–] Bahnd 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

And a statistically large number of those people that we sent up there were from Ohio, one can assume because they were trying to get as far away from Ohio as possible.

[–] ZMoney 3 points 3 days ago

I think this is true of US presidents too.

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[–] passiveaggressivesonar 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Quadhammer 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can fit all the planets in the solar system between earth and the moon

[–] passiveaggressivesonar 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please don't, I believe you

[–] Quadhammer 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah no one ever mentions if you did do that it likely would not go well for earth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The ultimate townies, on a universal scale.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probably a little heavy for a meme community, but why do images rendered of the observable universe appear symmetrical?

[–] FabledAepitaph 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not an expert, but an enthusiast. The universe can typically be considered homogeneous and isotropic on a large scale (it looks the same in all areas, and also looks similar no matter which direction you happen to be looking) for the sake of understanding and performing physical calculations. The beach may also be considered homogeneous and isototropic, but we know that if we dig down, we'll find interesting materials, organisms, and even various grades of sand (for context).

The universe is roughly symmetrical even though there are structures and features of great complexity when you look close enough (such as atoms, you, me, horses, and icebergs). This is probably because the universe originated from a single infinitely dense point where there wasn't room for much diversity or clumping of matter. As the universe expanded, random quantum fluctuations and coalescence, perhaps due to gravity and the various electrical and atomic forces, is to thank for the formation of elements, stars, and galaxies, over the last 14 billion years (or however old the Universe is supposed to be).

Anyways. It's represented as symmetrical because it's convenient and true on a large scale, but its always more complicated the deeper you look.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 2 points 3 days ago

The symmetry is the interesting part. It’s Earth-centric symmetry. I don’t know if it’s a failure on the artist’s part, but the age appears to increase equally in all directions from the center point of the field. That’s why the question. One would think that it would be uneven, no “center”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No problem once we build the improbability drive engine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
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