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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Trump or Musk?

[–] _stranger_ 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Let's invent teleportation, then use the teleporter to merge them into a homunculus flesh beast, and then launch that thing into the sun.

Unrelated, but I thought it would be a good idea.

[–] ebolapie 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

What if the homunculus argues that it, as a new and distinct being, has committed no crimes, and deserves to live? What if it begs for its life as you load it into the teleporter to ~~split it back up into your science officer and annoying morale officer~~ shoot it into the sun?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

We’ll just get Cate Mulgrew to argue that point.

[–] P00ptart 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Homunculus is a little person that is proportional. You cant merge two tall, fat fucks and get one little person. 4 or 5 homunculi, maybe. But not one.

[–] Nurgus 1 points 3 days ago

Yes.

[–] Im_old 1 points 3 days ago

Yes