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[–] Donkter 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You're right, let's send 1 person into the fuck of space just to say we did it.

I'm not being sarcastic.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Trump or Musk?

[–] _stranger_ 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Let's invent teleportation, then use the teleporter to merge them into a homunculus flesh beast, and then launch that thing into the sun.

Unrelated, but I thought it would be a good idea.

[–] P00ptart 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Homunculus is a little person that is proportional. You cant merge two tall, fat fucks and get one little person. 4 or 5 homunculi, maybe. But not one.

[–] ebolapie 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What if the homunculus argues that it, as a new and distinct being, has committed no crimes, and deserves to live? What if it begs for its life as you load it into the teleporter to ~~split it back up into your science officer and annoying morale officer~~ shoot it into the sun?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

We’ll just get Cate Mulgrew to argue that point.

[–] Im_old 1 points 1 week ago

Yes

[–] Nurgus 1 points 1 week ago

Yes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dont eat the rich

Throw them into space to see who goes the farthest

[–] InnerScientist 3 points 1 week ago

"I trust them as far as I can throw them"
"Bet"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like build one really really big space trabuchet, loaded with a space hotel with all the amenities possible for basically a one way generational ship. Then blast those fuckers towards alpha centari and call it a decade.

Oh, and just for fun, give them one life pod but it only holds 20 people.

But the real kicker? ...they never left the ground And it's all televised.

The launch sequence? Really fast merry go round.

The "artificial gravity"? Lol

The infinite food sources vending machines? Catering.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yes! Thanks I had no idea this was a thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Elon on top of a super-heavy. He can be like Solomon Epstein.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Sure but even if we had stuck someone on voyager 1, it's only 23 light hours away and has been going almost 50 years.