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[–] PugJesus 107 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Oh wow I can barely walk, I guess I should put some peanut butter on some toast or something"

[–] HexadecimalSky 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

peanut butter toast, simple, yummy, filling! People keep thinking i'm wired when I tell them about pb toast, glad to see others talk about it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

PB + banana (or honey if I'm out) is my go-to!

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 1 week ago

Apparently Elvis enjoyed Peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwiches. I personally recommend bac'n bits. Real bacon makes the sandwich too greasy

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[–] Alteon 6 points 1 week ago

Who doesn't think peanut butter toast is 'normal'? Where tf are you from?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why turn eating into work?

A banana and a handful of nuts.

No cooking or smearing. No tools required. Just grab it and stick it in your hole.

[–] Viking_Hippie 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just grab it and stick it in your hole.

That's what.. Nah, even I have a "too easy" threshold sometimes 🤷

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, even I have a “too easy” threshold sometimes

That's what she said.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who has that much time? Just put honey on some peanut butter on bread. Then some milk, for protein. Full meal (not really)!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Just squirt the honey straight into your mouth! (or maple syrup in my case)

Fuck protein, want sugar!

And then I get a tummy ache and I'm still hungry.

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I am enraged at everyone and everything. I want to murder the next fucker that bothers me" is my signal that it's time to start eating for the day

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Migraine alarm clock here. The ultimate painful reminder that I forget everything.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But now I'm in too much pain to make something! Argh, sleep will fix that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Excedrin, darkness, migraine cap and sleep. Only cure I have.

[–] Aeri 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate it because it doesn't go away when I eat and hydrate for a long time, ough

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yes! Same here

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

This was me and my ADHD coworker... we never ate at noon - eventually (sometimes at like 430) one of us would turn to the other "You eat yet?" "Oh fuck, I forgot - let's grab something"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Why is my stomach hurting? Did I eat anything that had gone bad? Oh wait.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

I just kind of graze all day.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Tips! Many ADHD medications have the side effects of appetite suppression. Because of this, it can be a useful routine to eat something when you take your meds, to reduce the likelihood of going too long without food.

This goes doubly if you also have autism and/or other problems with interoception (knowing how your body is feeling/feeling hungry)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I didn't know this was tied to ADHD haha. Some days I'm all about food, but others I realize it's 7 PM and all I had was a scone all day. Today was such a day.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dissolves sugar in water

Lazy²

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RagingRobot 8 points 1 week ago

That's basically coke

[–] fuck_u_spez_in_particular 4 points 1 week ago

I'm actually using complete meal replacement like jimmy joy or huel. If you're not too picky with taste, it can definitely help with a healthy diet,without much effort.

I'm also surprised how much effect really nutrition has on muscle build-up, as I gained just with this comparatively high protein diet quite a bit (without focusing on that specifically)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

got your 'time to eat' alarm set to vibrate eh

[–] CaptainBlagbird 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Maybe I don't have ADHD after all 🤔

[–] derf82 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ADHD is also connected with increased rates of obesity. While some forget to eat, others can’t stop eating in that never ending search for dopamine.

[–] Crashumbc 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Easy solution: just start smoking

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i have the fat kid flavor of adhd where i eat all the time for the dopamines

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what medicine are you on if you don't mind me asking?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

currently none because my insurance says i need something called a "prior authorization" which means i have to spend hours playing phone tag with my doctor first 🫠

I am hoping that amphetamine salts will help me not be bored-hungry all the time and help with motivation to get to the gym regularly. I miss being healthy :[

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I think it has to do with the medicine. I'm on a less common ADHD medication and I don't get like this. Unless I'm working for some reason 🤷‍♀️

[–] Revonult 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am assuming this is referring to medicated ADHD. Stimulates are often associated with decreased hunger. When I was on vyvanse I completely lost my sense of hunger and only went off my bloodsuger. Like "damn I feel dizzy and zombie like. Food time"

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

It's handful of shredded cheese o'clock!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Big ol' box of tasty protein bars save me when this happens! I keep them around for when this inevitably happens.. which is often.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meal replacements really helped me eat more consistently. I just chug one when i get to work at around 9am and another at 1pm to feel good until i eat dinner. I used to not eat breakfast and snack all day wich was definitely worse.

[–] papalonian 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Which one do you use? I've been wanting to do something like this but they all seem kinda gross and expensive, I might try getting like a single bottle or a small pack though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Not who you asked, but I liked Huel well enough that I'll be re-ordering it soon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I got soylent powder for about 4 years and i liked it. I switched to a canadian brand called sperri that use (i think) better ingredients and i like it a lot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I tried all I could find, most gave me farts like hell and made me bloated all day. Basically all of them are overpriced BS with way too much sugar and a bloated marketing budget.

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[–] 474D 4 points 1 week ago

I've been using Plenny Shakes for years and I haven't found anything better. They taste good and actually calm my stomach

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Mmmm 😋 hypoglycaemia

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm in this picture and I'd like it to be taken down!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 6 points 1 week ago

Don't worry, you'll forget about it soon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Well, thanks for a reminder.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I wish I could go that long without eating.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I got on medication 7 years ago and have gained almost 20 kg.

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