My mind knows Seinfeld so well that even this unformatted, barely any punctuation nonsense reads perfectly fine to me.
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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I read it in their voices. It's perfectly written the way it is because it's entirely obvious which sentence is coming out of which characters' mouth. Fucking weird text, but very funny.
This age them all down and it could be a real episode, the inflections are even there
Don't worry, we are nearing the age of AI generated Seinfeld
I think they already did that, and it got taken down for being racist and transphobic.
Episode opens up with Jerry on stage:
"They're gaping people now. Have you heard about this?"
I need to read more Seinfeld fanfics.
The 9/11 one is classic
Holy shit, thanks for the recommendation. I'm laughing my ass off right now.
Can someone repost as not a drive link?
ELAINE (to George) What’s wrong with you?
JERRY Everything.
Really sums up George Costanza 😆
This is so fucking good, wow
This is perfect! I can see it in front of my eyes. I didn't realize Seinfeld would work as a written genre
PawnStars: "Best I can do is AIfic"
The entire time I was reading this, all I could think was Goatse.
This is high art.