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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Youth, as they say, is wasted on the young

[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 days ago (2 children)

According to the hole in the satellite picture the ice we skate is getting pretty thin

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The water’s getting warm, so you might as well swim.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My world's on fire. How'bout yours?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Hey now, you're an old fart. Put your slippers on, sit down.

[–] toynbee 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

An upvote is not adequate to express my appreciation of this comment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thank you friend. Though truth be told I'm a crocs man myself.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They should have stopped coming out with new years after 2010.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, can we downgrade? I'd like to go back to 2010 too.

I mean, 2010 probably also sucked at the time, but knowing what I know now, I know how much less it sucked.

[–] Intergalactic 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

2010 was fantastic (I was 9)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are you planning on getting children anytime soon?

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[–] LovableSidekick 3 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Warning: 2010 will no longer be supported after 2025.

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[–] normalexit 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

So much to do, so much to see... So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

[–] MellowYellow13 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You never know if you don't go

[–] oascany 4 points 3 days ago

You never shine if you don't glow

[–] LovableSidekick 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Back streets? Different band.

[–] normalexit 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Back street's back, alright?

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Rule.

[I've decided to randomly say "rule" now to mock saying "rule". Which means I'm mocking myself. That's right! Rule.]

[–] LovableSidekick 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Moreover, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Smash Mouth singer passed away some time ago. I felt disproportionately saddened

[–] Luminocta 14 points 5 days ago

Same but before he died I was already sad for him. He was mentally very unhealthy.

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[–] njm1314 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Is there a term in Clinical Psychology for becoming Furious when you are reminded that people are younger than you

[–] MellowYellow13 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn, it really is that simple.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Eh, I would say it's more like a combo of jealousy, nostalgia, and regret.

Germans probably have a word for it lol

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 3 days ago

We could have one too just by literally jamming those words together.

[–] LovableSidekick 1 points 3 days ago

Lawn Syndrome, as in get off it.

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[–] Anticorp 5 points 5 days ago

You're a porn star

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Glytch 5 points 4 days ago

Where over the rainbow🌈

[–] Dasus 3 points 4 days ago

By this logic could easily be a grandpa.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

This,

Especially because I've seen posts from my high school classmates on Facebook of having children in their 20's

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago
[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's why so many old people keep to themselves so much. Shock

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