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4 panel comic:
1 NPC says: A Lesbian? You just haven't had the right dick yet
2 person replies: But my gf has a dick
3 NPC with blank look
4 NPC looks angry

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[–] whoamibro 37 points 1 year ago
  1. Person replies: are you straight? You just haven't had the right dick yet

Doesn't work if the NPC is female tho

[–] Lemmylefty 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Helen launched a thousand ships but somehow people think that it’s dick that’s powerful? Please.

[–] quicksand 4 points 1 year ago

And that was only with her face!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lol at the comment not understanding that women can have dicks

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my trans coworker a few jobs back showed us a meme: "Girls are like pizza. Some girls are like a plain cheese pizza. Girls like me are like a pizza with sausage."

she was a trip. Fond working with her.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which reminds me: never seen Polish or German sausage on a pizza.

[–] jarfil 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Surely there must be some fetish site for that...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Curb Your Enthusiasm theme begins to play

[–] Buzielo 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thank you for explaining the drawing 🙏

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Not sure if /s or not, so: some people can't see, that is for their screen readers

[–] ziggurism 25 points 1 year ago

A transcription is not an explanation

[–] feedum_sneedson -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure does, what's tripping you up there?

[–] feedum_sneedson -4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Common prescriptivist linguist L

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could you finish this statement, if possible? Trans woman are ______

Now I would recommend taking great care in how you answer. Some consideration of what instance you're on would probably also help.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trans women are wonderful and accepted parts of our society! Trans women sometimes have penises and that makes us twinsies because I have a penis too! Trans women are humans usually except for the aliens pretending to be humans and sometimes posing as Trans women!

There I finished it for you! Couldn't help meself

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And don't forget women.
Trans wonen are women. Simple as.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only in your own mind, making it a "you" problem, not one with reality.

[–] feedum_sneedson -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Genital attraction is a thing, and I'm fine with some women being attracted to vaginas at the exclusion of penises. Believe it or not, we used to call those women lesbians. I don't think we have a name for it anymore, which is a bit odd.

I'm sure your circular logic is able to neatly erase these people, but the equivalent erasure of gay men's genital preferences doesn't seem to occur with the same frequency. Again, this is a bit odd.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the equivalent erasure of gay men’s genital preferences doesn’t seem to occur with the same frequency. Again, this is a bit odd.

that's because transphobes tend to forget about trans men, and so they don't need as much defending.

Believe it or not, we used to call those women lesbians.

and we still do, it is only you dirty transphobes who refuse to acknowledge that trans women are women, and that you reducing your partner to their genitelia is both gross and misogynistic (you can have your preferences without oppressing others like the rest of us, you just have to not be a hateful bitch)

So I say again: transphobe - ✨be gone!!!✨

[–] feedum_sneedson -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Cry harder, bigot

[–] Shardikprime -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's like being heterosexual with extra steps haha

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Are you lost?

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