Why Sonic? Well, if you were ~12 years old in 1999, three things happened:
- Sonic Adventure came out in North America
- Home Internet access exploded
- You started feeling funny feelings down there
And that's what Sonicmas is all about, Charlie Brown.
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All three things were true for me and I'm still not a furry or Sonic fanatic. Not saying those things are bad but all the ingredients were there and somehow it just didn't click for me.
There may be other, secret ingredients not listed.
I'm sorry for your loss
Nah, man, I'm autistic
"You're eating that meal again?"
I just said I'm autistic
"You like Sonic The Hedgehog?"
Yeah, man, that's a prerequisite
"Why are you hyperfixating?"
See the above, bitch
They seem fun 😊
And specifically knuckles, I have no idea how many times I've seen somebody draw him pregnant other than too many.
Dammit now I have the pregnant sonic song stuck in my head
Never enough times
Some of its ironic, some of it isn't.
The good shit is the stuff that isn't, but totally is.
Am so done with these sexy hedgehogs. You put your prick into them, you get hundreds back.
Thats actually the echidna and their multi headed dicks.
(Amy gets within hammer range)
As the grandfather of all internet autism, Chris chan should be consulted.
Grandmother.
Apologies
Gonna look over my shoulder for a very deserved macing
I don't understand. Why is a crocodile pouring Crystal Pepsi on a Chao?
Crystal Beptism
Still don't get it. What does Pepsi and Sonic have to do with baptism?
Crystal Beptism
Arabic speakers often have trouble pronouncing the p and in Arabic Pepsi is called Bebsi. This became a meme several years ago.
Oh is that where that annoying 🅱️ meme from a couple of years ago came from?
Memory un🅱️locked
No, 🅱️ came from mirroring how "bloods" would replace a "crips" tag C with B, likewise were C's and later other letters replaced with 🅱️
Reason being for this is that P doesn't exist in Arabic. Same thing with V. It's replaced with f.
So ... I understand the Crystal Bepis part of this. But I have no clue how that's related to Sonic.
That's Knuckles, and the baby is a Chao. I don't recognize the alligator character though.
Sonic doesn't do anything to anyone. Sonic just attracts people that have already had stuff done to them.
I see videos of the entire series and I have to wonder what's going on with Sonic, too. Because after the original games, it just seems like they have been throwing random shit into them just to see what sticks. One of the newer ones kinda reminds me of a Rust-like game made by a teenager using whatever free assets they could get so everything looks like it came from 13 different games. IDK if that's maybe part of the appeal, but it looks funky as an outsider.
I just started watching Bill Mahrs hbo weekly thing and the most recent one he calls out the sonic feet artist Fandom.
What a wild timeline we jumped to.