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Bats

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Bats are cool

Bats are the only true flying mammals. There are over 1,400 species of bats, and they can be found on nearly every part of the planet. Not only are they cute, they are also important...

Studying how bats use echolocation has helped scientists develop navigational aids for the blind. Without bats’ pollination, seed dispersal, and pest control we wouldn’t have bananas, avocados, mangoes, agave, or cacao… that’s right, bats bring us tequila and chocolate!

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[–] ickplant 95 points 1 month ago (3 children)

“Despite their terrifying wingspan of over five feet, these bats are actually harmless to humans and feed exclusively on fruit.”

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

FIVE FEET!?!?!?!?!?!!????????!!!

[–] ickplant 21 points 1 month ago

These things are huge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sounds HELLA HUGGABLE

[–] sartalon 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Not harmless when you are flying an H-60, on goggles, at night over Jolo island.

Those guys do not show up very well at all on goggles. One second you are cruising over the canopy, the next you are looking for an emergency landing, because you just flew through a bunch, hit one, and are afraid you might have sucked him down an engine.

Then you are crawling around dense, unfamiliar undergrowth, trying to inspect the aircraft, while it is still pulling power, (because the ground isn't level and we can't trust it will support our weight). Praying to God the blood smear goes down and not in.

There was blood, no gore, and it was clear it hit the windscreen, but nothing to indicate anything went in the engine. Gauges were clean, so pilots pulled the seat cushions out of their butts, I said a prayer for the poor sky fox, and we went home.

In retrospect we were pretty safe. The H-60 engines are pretty good about not pulling in stuff. They don't have the kind of suction the fixed wing jets do, big fan on top does a good job keeping the air clear too. Those bats are big. That worked in our favor.

We generally put a little more cushion between us and the canopy after that, but there were some elements that loved to take potshots at us, so it was not an easy balance to make.

Still feel bad about that poor bat.

Edit: I have to be honest and say I can't really confirm it was even one of these really big ones, since I know there are more than one species of nocturnal fruit bats in the southern Philippines. The sentiment still applies though.

[–] Anticorp 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a pretty wild tale. You've probably lived more than most of us on this platform, or more than most of us on this earth even.

[–] sartalon 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've got a couple good stories, but it's all computer work, traffic, and paying bills now.

[–] Anticorp 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Booo! You didn't keep flying after the military?

[–] sartalon 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wanted to be Macguyver, so I got my EE degree.

I was also a crewman anyway, so I didn't have a pilots license or anything to build off of.

But yeah, there is not a day that I don't miss flying.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 1 month ago

Oh, I thought you were a pilot. I guess we have similar stories. I was a crewman on the UH-1H and then became a website developer later in life. I tried to get my civilian fixed wing pilot's license a few times, but I never had enough money to take it very far. Now I have the money, but I don't have the hearing.

[–] Dasus 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was reading that while smoking my wake & bake and at first I wasn't sure if you were just writing a new pasta riffing on the scene in Star Wars where they're stuck in the cave on the asteroid and there are the weird bat-lizard things or something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm still not sure...

[–] TheDoozer 5 points 1 month ago

I've dealt with eagles plenty while on 60s, and that was bad enough. I can't imagine dealing with bats of the same size at night.

The 60 is a beast, though.

[–] ivanafterall 2 points 1 month ago

If I had a nickel...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your asking the wrong question: Can you get a hug?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Anticorp 79 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Here's an image to give a better perspective of their size.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it grown up in the left picture?

[–] Decoy321 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're actually 8 ft tall

[–] trolololol 6 points 1 month ago

How much is that in microwave ovens?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] dogsnest 13 points 1 month ago

That one needs a football field.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Giant bat: nom nom nom

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Check under the wings...

[–] _sideffect 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

100% Adam Sandler's voice kept playing in my head from Transylvania. lol

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

That's just a weird guy in a costume

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i love bats so much theyre my favorite flying doggies

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What are the other flying doggies?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Bigfoot footage vibes: an expression that says that this is not the part of nature you’re supposed to see

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yorkshire Terriers, they fly more like a hovercraft though.

[–] Ziglin 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Kangaroo can probably get it to fly along a parabola.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I’m not sure bio-trebuchet counts, but it is an interesting concept.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

baby bats are called pups!!!!!! just thought everyone here should know :>

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

These are hands down the most fascinating animals in my book. They're just amazing.

[–] iAvicenna 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

now I see where the vampire myth has come from

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

SKY PUPPIES

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

that's my uncle frank

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Picture's upside down, had to turn my phone over to see the bird. No crown.

Disappointing post.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Where's its golden crown? Is that a sexually dimorphic trait or something?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

sexually dimorphic

Sir/Madam, this is a Christian discussion board.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 month ago

I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH IT!

[–] HootinNHollerin 2 points 3 weeks ago

I swear one of these flew a meter over my head one night back in 2018 when I was in the roof of a place I was staying in the Philippines

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

was that the one bat that ate a human in 2019 causing the pandemic ? 🤔 *ggg