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[–] niktemadur 5 points 2 days ago

Just asking questions, bro.
Questions I heard on Joe Rogan, questions that BLEW HIS MIND!!!

Questions he heard on Jordan Peterson and... that Shapiro cockfart whatever his goddamned name is, who cares, really, it doesn't matter.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Obliquely related story.

My wife was briefly an actor, and they were running The Cask. During one rehearsal, the guy playing Montresor was doing the brick laying, and he started going:

"One brick... ah, ah, aah!
Two bricks... ah, ah, aaah!"

I don't know if you had to be there, but I almost died laughing. Now I can't read or see a reference to The Cask without thinking about that.

Threeee bricks... ah, ah, aaaah!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I have a newfound love for community theater.

I just saw The Little Mermaid musical at one last night.

For starters, Ursula was incredibly talented. If she was a slightly better dancer she'dve been on Broadway, but she sure as hell didn't need Ariel's voice. Not that Ariel wasn't a talented singer. I guess the same could be said of the source material too though.

But then the costumes and props and even set designs were well done but obviously low-budget. Most of the sea life was on roller blades or heelys...they made no attempt to hide Flounder's. Floatsam's and Jetsam's lit up.

Most the performers playing the daughters were in High School. Flounder's was in middle school...which made his crush on Ariel all the cuter. And he was pretty talented, too.

But they didn't take themselves to seriously. There was a seagull tapdance number led by Scuttle and I nearly pissed myself silent-laughing at the absurdity of it. Tritans crown fall off. There were two ensemble members in (off the shelf) sea turtle costumes that were totally phoning it in but they were absolutely my spirit animals. Like, I would love to be understudy to Second Sea Tortoise.

Just that these are all local real people who do this for fun, in addition to (most of them) having full-time jobs or being full-time students. That, to me, is pretty damn impressive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Community theater is the best, although K-12 can be pretty fantastic, too.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do you mean your wife was briefly an actress?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Depends on who you ask. Many people in acting prefer "actor" to be non-gendered.

If you're anti-PC, then you probably prefer the gendered terms. In my wife's case, she was a female actor, and I respect that. So, "actor."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks. I don't know about that. I grew up learning traditional British English, and I live in a non-English speaking country.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

No worries. I use "actresses" all the time, and "stewardess", too, although I think nowadays you're supposed to say "flight attendants". The hard part is that some women actors want to be called "actors", and some "actresses." You never know.

In my story, it was "actor" because that's what my wife wanted to use. It's not a hard rule - it's a difficult one, but not set in stone. It depends on the individual's preference.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

actor is being treated as a gender-neutral term describing both genders more recently.

[–] LovableSidekick 42 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

As a progressive my optimism has always been based on the fact that we outnumber regressives. They have to pull all kinds of shit to make it harder for us to vote and stop our votes from counting. What I failed to consider is that when it really mattered, really REALLY fucking matters... a lot of us would just decide not to show up.

[–] Delphia 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ive been hearing my whole life that Women, Minorities and young people are sick of their lives being run y old white men.

They ran a young educated black woman against a old white billionaire in his 70s and they still didnt turn up.

[–] GladiusB 8 points 3 days ago

The real reason isn't being discussed. They don't think their vote matters. They think it's a bunch of screaming into the void and it won't change. It will, but just not in a way anyone expects.

[–] scutiger 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The problem is that regressives will keep trying over and over to make things worse. They only need to win once, while progressives need to win every bettle just for things to not get worse.

[–] LovableSidekick 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You're right, but an even bigger problem is that to win any battle you have to show up, and 10 million democrats who voted in 2020 didn't bother to vote in 2024. Given Trump's slim margins in all the swing states, these absent dems could have given Kamala the landslide electoral win he got. A lot of them blame the party for not providing a better candidate, but IMO when people are willing to go barefoot on broken glass because they don't like the shoes available, we're kinda doomed.

[–] Tyfud 3 points 3 days ago

Yeah. I feel you here. It sucks to find out this is how it ends.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For the love of God, Montresor!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Benjaben 5 points 4 days ago

This was my first exposure to "laconic wit" that I remember as a kid, and I fell in love :)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I know that's what the comic is referencing, but I prefer to imagine they're giving him the Henry treatment

https://ttte.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sad_Story_of_Henry

[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent 3 points 2 days ago

Ringo Starr: "And Henry would stay there, forever and for always. I think Henry got the punishment he deserved... Don't you?"

Thomas the Tank Engine music plays as credits roll

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Didn't know Thomas the tank engine had sad endings

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That was a pretty brutal ending. He didn't get sympathy at all from those other trains.

[–] Apepollo11 10 points 4 days ago

Well, Edward would still peep "hello" at him, at least. But, yeah, Gordon just laughed and said "serves you right" when he passed.

[–] DogWater 4 points 3 days ago

You should watch Mike Flannigan's horror anthologys on Netflix. There's one dedicated to shoving as much Poe references as possible into it and it's awesome.

The haunting of Hill House The haunting of Bly Manor Midnight mass And the fall of the house of usher.

The last one is the one that references Poe constantly

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Idk seems like a stretch

[–] dance_ninja 1 points 3 days ago

Such a good story.

[–] ch00f 24 points 4 days ago

The Cask of Amontillasshole

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

False flags are a real thing and hateful people often hide behind emphatic opposition of what they would rightly be criticized as being.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

“If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.”

-- Vice President-Elect JD Vance.

(Translation: the false flags will continue until approval ratings improve.)

Literally in response to a rumor from Facebook that our now president-elect blew up to a national news story on live television. A rumor that was already debunked by the time he did so. Whether that was from malice or ignorance doesn't matter, each one has its own terrifying end.

That will be the moment that defines the next 4 years (at least). Much like Kellyanne Conway telling Chuck Todd about Alternative Facts right after Trump's first inauguration.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So these would be a false flag in which direction?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Well, let's take the least controversial example from the comic: people "fighting against" destruction of the environment who are in fact fighting for it. Anti-littering, carbon footprint, personal responsibility focused environmentalism is known to have origins in corporate propaganda campaigns to draw focus away from their own role in the problem.

My objection to the message of the comic is, sometimes "what if these people portraying themselves as fighting against X are really supporters of X" is the truth and what needs to be said, rather than just someone being a contrarian smartass. Always ignoring and silencing this sort of sentiment without considering it makes you more vulnerable to manipulation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

To be fair, every horrible political movement starts with a bunch of angry people taking extreme measures against all those bad people.

[–] ThePantser 6 points 4 days ago

What if the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.

[–] CombatWombatEsq 4 points 4 days ago

For the love of god Montressor

[–] SelfProgrammed 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is it too late to put them on a boat and send them to hunt for a different continent?

[–] Valmond 4 points 4 days ago

We did that and look what happened.

[–] danc4498 4 points 4 days ago

This has been me with Facebook since 2020

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago