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[–] [email protected] 303 points 2 years ago (8 children)

A highly compatible design with no ads, unnecessary images, videos, animations, scripts that goes straight to point delivering you exactly the information you need and nothing else? Something that's easily accessible even with old feature phones allowing older people to get information easily?
Simply something that loads instantly and just works?

Who would want that?

[–] [email protected] 118 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Found the backend dev. "CUT THIS AESTHETICS NONSENSE! GIMME THE VARIABLE CONTENTS ALREADY! WE'RE 3.54 NANOSECONDS BEHIND!"

[–] Dasnap 59 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Frontend: "Come on, this needs at least some flair. This isn't the 90s."

Throws React at it

[–] residentmarchant 12 points 2 years ago

React ugh, everybody is using NextJs these da- ....oh, what's that? We've moved on already?

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[–] chorkpop 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No one who is going to pay you wants that. All they care about is user engagement.

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[–] ghariksforge 132 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The page at the top looks perfectly fine. It's useful, it gets the job done and it's lightweight.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MajinBlayze 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That person must have his monitor in vertical orientation

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Shorter lines are easier to read because it's easier to find the beginning of the next one. Rule of thumb is indeed a maximum of about 80 characters, go take a random printed book and see how long the lines are they're like that for a reason. (Newspapers are shorter because smaller print, also, more opportunities for headlinest).

The contrast and line spacing stuff -- debatable. But adjusting line-width is pretty much a must. Not doing anything somewhat worked on 4:3 monitors but it's definitely awkward on 16:9 and on 21:9 your head is definitely on a swivel.

Oh and those large margins are very useful for things like footnotes, btw, or meta-information about the text (like those textbook "this is an exercise" stylings, just move the marking over to the margin). There's also plenty of place for a hierarchical list of contents, always on screen, and various other nav stuff. None of that will degrade loading or runtime performance to any noticable degree.

Also of course note that that's for text-heavy content, stuff you read as in reading an article or book, not stuff you look at in the sense of "reading" a poster. In this case you can e.g. turn those bullet-points into rectangular areas (also come up with a sixth one, then) and display them in a grid, each containing, well, what they contain now but also a link to further information. You see that pattern all over the place on the modern web and it's a good one. Would need quite a bit more content than is present on those websites, though, otherwise you have more navigation shenanigans than content. You don't need a fucking library index for a post-it note.

Source: My HTML is rusty as fuck but I know TeX.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

It's almost fine. It needs to include units for the measurements.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You sound like a backend developer.

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Good, that we have specialists for both and nobody is advocating that everyone should be doing full-stack work... oh wait.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Full-stack development and devops: When you need an entire IT department but only want to pay for one person.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As a full stack developer I can assure you I can easily produce the result displayed in both those panels in the image 😏

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

"Full-stack" is just a term invented by stingy employers who try to get 2 for the price of 1

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

motherfucking website

One of my all time faves!

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago (6 children)

what is wrong with this frontend? not enough ads? loads too quickly?

[–] adam_y 23 points 2 years ago

I would hire you as my lawyer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] glorious_albus 64 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
[–] DharkStare 62 points 2 years ago

As a backend developer who occasionally has to work on the frontend, that top image is pretty accurate although it requires bootstrap smeared all over to pretty things up a bit. After that it will have the "Good Enough" seal of approval.

[–] suodrazah 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

in Paris

in Paris

in Paris

in Paris

What is this bloat? Trash site.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly you don't even need to make the text field visible. If they can't touch-type that's on them.

[–] suodrazah 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would prefer a dropdown list of all possible coordinate combinations.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pfft just go there and feel the air yourself. Knowing the weather in advance is bloat anyway. If medieval sailors could launch ships without weather info and survive 30% of the time, you can too.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

God I wish weather pages were more like that first one.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I like to use this one: https://wttr.in/

You can get info for a specific city by appending it like this: https://wttr.in/newyork

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

I can make HTML look alright if I have to and it's simple enough requirements.

The real hell is making it look good in an email. Oh, you used something from the last 20 years of HTML/CSS progress? Well fuck you.

[–] Matriks404 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

After some time toying with CSS I have decided to fuck it and whenever I need to make a website I will just either:

  • Make a plain website with no virtually no styling.
  • Use bootstrap or some other similar shit.
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[–] nxfsi 17 points 2 years ago

No bloat, no Javashit, no problem

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago
[–] n3cr0 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

From my experience, devs be like:

Backend, yay! Frontend, nay! ... and I the end, not even the backend works properly.

[–] InverseParallax 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So in the end, it doesn't even matter?

[–] CoolBeance 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] jungekatz 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a java/python developer who has been hooked to front end since last 3 years I feel this is apt !.😂😂

[–] eldritch_lich 11 points 2 years ago

I'd rather play pacman

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