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[–] pennomi 123 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a good thing these guys never made a big deal of a sitting president’s son being addicted to drugs, right?

[–] HowManyNimons 18 points 1 month ago

Have to hope for his sake they don't close the border.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude thinks he's just so smooth casually doing cocaine in public.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The guy's so stupid that I wouldn't be surprised if he was just rubbing pocket lint onto his gums and getting high on it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No I'm pretty sure he's a well known coke fiend, and I'm almost certain he can get his hands on whatever he wants

[–] partial_accumen 81 points 1 month ago

"People receiving money from the government should be tested regularly for illegal drugs" - Conservatives in every OTHER conversation

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do people just carry loose cocaine in their pockets? Seems wasteful.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I assume it's in a baggie. But he's got enough money maybe he's just stuffing handfuls in his pockets every morning.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know why I didn't consider a snack-size Ziploc bag. That's so obvious!

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts 8 points 1 month ago

Cocaine and cocaine accessories!

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] f314 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh man, I haven’t watched Heavy Metal in a hot minute!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think I saw that movie when I was like 12. Had no idea what they were doing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You sir have made me chuckle.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's recycling his cocaine-infused ball sweat.

[–] Hobbes_Dent 5 points 1 month ago
[–] brucethemoose 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Playing devil's advocate, is there a plausible explanation for this?

It does look like he's rubbing his gums, and there's not a lot of reasons to do that...

[–] AWistfulNihilist 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For a person who's known to be on cocaine to the point his dad jokes about it on Rogan, no. This is a thing people who take cocaine do with cocaine.

If someone put a gun to my head and asked me to think of excuses? He's got a tube of Orajel in his pocket and he's got a toothache or a cold sore or something.

But again, based on what is widely known about the cocaine abusing son of or 47th president... we can go on context queues alone here, pretty reasonably.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think we can definitely Occam's Razor this but I would not be surprised to see people suggest that it was something like a chewing tobacco pouch. I think they call them Zyn?

Like I'm 100% in camp "he's gumming some coke", just saying there could be people who believe it isn't.

[–] AWistfulNihilist 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've never seen anyone rub a zyn into their gums like they were exfoliating their elbows, but I also agree with you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I've also never seen a Zyn that sticks to your fingers like that, but I can definitely see people buying it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Being from Scandinavia and having used snus (what zyn is) for over 20 years I can confidently say this:

It is not a zyn. Fuckers rubbing his gums not putting a zyn in under his lip.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

More like what's this spilled powder in my pocket, perhaps a treat for me

[–] pivot_root 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's our duty as renters and homeowners to teach our underage couches to tell a responsible adult when creepy men offer them drugs. We don't want a Gaetz copycat on the loose.

Oh, wait. Wrong weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He just loves powered sugar that much LMAO

[–] HowManyNimons 3 points 1 month ago

It'll rot his teeth!