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[–] TempermentalAnomaly 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I could finish that cat with only two packets of sauce. But kitten has a delicate flavor and I don't like drowning it in sauce.

[–] bruhduh 1 points 6 hours ago

Fellow shawarma enjoyer i see

[–] samus12345 39 points 15 hours ago

easily 3 sauce long

cat is clearly shorter than 3 sauces

ಠ_ಠ

[–] frickineh 56 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe Chick-fil-A wouldn't give them a third sauce packet. Did you ever think maybe this person was doing their best in a sauce-deprived world?

[–] NickwithaC 22 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

What were they doing eating from Chick-fil-A in the first place?

[–] frickineh 3 points 12 hours ago

Valid question. I haven't eaten there in years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Right! Good chicken

Not so good morales

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Good chicken

Lolno

[–] NegativeInf 2 points 15 hours ago

Raising Cane's or nothing.

[–] Jesus_666 50 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh, come on! The second picture shows that the three-packet hypothesis isn't accurate either. It's a 2.8 sauce cat.

[–] johannesvanderwhales 10 points 17 hours ago

I also think that they're underestimating the effects of parallax in these photos.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Americans will use anything but metric

[–] dingus 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Once during a phone call, my family needed to know the rough dimensions of something at my brother's house. He couldn't find a tape measure, but he had a jug of milk. We determined that the item we needed to know the dimensions of was the size of the height of my brother plus one milk jug.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

If my calculations are correct, this car is smaller than a football field.

[–] einlander 27 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

They're eating the dogs!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago

Tackling the real issues!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

This is completely ignoring perspective, and I'm also questioning the entire methodology how the length of this cat is measured. It's like measuring how tall someone is while sitting.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

They've been lying to us!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Meh, sauces are not real. Do your own research folks.

Take that Big Sauce.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

A travesty.