I wonder what the survival rate is for these fishes

People ITT must've forgotten about the salmon cannon.

I'm gonna keep that typo. 😈

From another similar post, introducing fish to a large body of water has to be done like this or else the fish don't understand or acclimate properly and die. It's a slap to the noggin like "hey wakey wakey, go find some algae to nibble on"

How do they stop the little parachutes from sliding off?

Gotta weed out the weak ones with the fall.

The famous flying fish.

Fishmonger bros be down there with a net

I mean, that’s just Utah… Good chance it’s not up to speed

Bombs Awash

So, if I understand you correctly, what you're saying is - given the quite large body of water about half a mile away from me, all downhill, I should get a giant catapult and fling some piranha.

I'll go down in history, either for the best April Fools joke ever, or if my aim is off, the best Halloween prank ever 🐟🐠🐟😁

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