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[–] GladiusB 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They need to chill with the live action

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Is this going to be live action, or another "live action" cgi abomination?

Disney does this to take advantage of the copyright laws they wrote fyi

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bambi: First Blood .... directed by Michael Bay

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thumper: "If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all."

fires rocket launcher at the hunter's lodge

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Why do they call you Thumper? Oh..."

"Why do they call you Flower?"

"Flower Power." sets off nuke

[–] TseseJuer 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

aww they fuse up so fast

[–] TexasDrunk 6 points 1 week ago

Bambi: The Reckoning comes out next year. It's in the same universe as Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, apparently known as the Poohniverse.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

SNL already did this half a decade ago with Dwaine Johnson.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The mums death scene will have a nice calm music piece that slowly ramps up into a single ringing tone, getting more intense cutting between Bambi and his mum and close up shots of a gun and bits of the hunter, then just as the the music hits an intense the gun fires and its dead silence until the bullet pierces Bambi's mums skull then its utter chaotic screams and sharp loud music, the title card is then made out of Bambi's mums pooling blood.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I would watch this movie.

[–] SteveNashFan 9 points 1 week ago

This time, his mother will be killed by an Abrams lens flair

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
[–] MeatPilot 6 points 1 week ago

I think this movie was already made.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

If they don't animate it with red deer, it's cultural appropriation

[–] Balthazar 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was really sad when they stopped drawing the deer.

[–] pyre 4 points 1 week ago

shut up Chandler, you're an empty husk

[–] Mango 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Anticorp 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The giant antlers at the end didn't give it away?

[–] Mango 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I haven't seen it in a billion years.

[–] Anticorp 6 points 1 week ago

Ah okay. At the end of the movie they show Bambi as a beautiful fully grown stag, like he's the king of the forest.

[–] gofsckyourself 3 points 1 week ago