Bambi: First Blood .... directed by Michael Bay
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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Thumper: "If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all."
fires rocket launcher at the hunter's lodge
"Why do they call you Thumper? Oh..."
"Why do they call you Flower?"
"Flower Power." sets off nuke
aww they fuse up so fast
Bambi: The Reckoning comes out next year. It's in the same universe as Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, apparently known as the Poohniverse.
SNL already did this half a decade ago with Dwaine Johnson.
They need to chill with the live action
Is this going to be live action, or another "live action" cgi abomination?
Disney does this to take advantage of the copyright laws they wrote fyi
This time, his mother will be killed by an Abrams lens flair
The mums death scene will have a nice calm music piece that slowly ramps up into a single ringing tone, getting more intense cutting between Bambi and his mum and close up shots of a gun and bits of the hunter, then just as the the music hits an intense the gun fires and its dead silence until the bullet pierces Bambi's mums skull then its utter chaotic screams and sharp loud music, the title card is then made out of Bambi's mums pooling blood.
I would watch this movie.
Too soon.
I think this movie was already made.
If they don't animate it with red deer, it's cultural appropriation
It was really sad when they stopped drawing the deer.
shut up Chandler, you're an empty husk
Bambi is a dude?
The giant antlers at the end didn't give it away?
I haven't seen it in a billion years.
Ah okay. At the end of the movie they show Bambi as a beautiful fully grown stag, like he's the king of the forest.
Yep