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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bambi: First Blood .... directed by Michael Bay

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thumper: "If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all."

fires rocket launcher at the hunter's lodge

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Why do they call you Thumper? Oh..."

"Why do they call you Flower?"

"Flower Power." sets off nuke

[–] TseseJuer 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

aww they fuse up so fast

[–] TexasDrunk 6 points 1 month ago

Bambi: The Reckoning comes out next year. It's in the same universe as Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, apparently known as the Poohniverse.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

SNL already did this half a decade ago with Dwaine Johnson.

[–] GladiusB 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They need to chill with the live action

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Is this going to be live action, or another "live action" cgi abomination?

Disney does this to take advantage of the copyright laws they wrote fyi

[–] SteveNashFan 9 points 1 month ago

This time, his mother will be killed by an Abrams lens flair

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The mums death scene will have a nice calm music piece that slowly ramps up into a single ringing tone, getting more intense cutting between Bambi and his mum and close up shots of a gun and bits of the hunter, then just as the the music hits an intense the gun fires and its dead silence until the bullet pierces Bambi's mums skull then its utter chaotic screams and sharp loud music, the title card is then made out of Bambi's mums pooling blood.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I would watch this movie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] MeatPilot 6 points 1 month ago

I think this movie was already made.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If they don't animate it with red deer, it's cultural appropriation

[–] Balthazar 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was really sad when they stopped drawing the deer.

[–] pyre 4 points 1 month ago

shut up Chandler, you're an empty husk

[–] Mango 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Anticorp 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The giant antlers at the end didn't give it away?

[–] Mango 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven't seen it in a billion years.

[–] Anticorp 6 points 1 month ago

Ah okay. At the end of the movie they show Bambi as a beautiful fully grown stag, like he's the king of the forest.

[–] gofsckyourself 3 points 1 month ago