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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

You people have clearly not experienced Indian desserts, which can get absurdly sweet. For example, take gulab jamun: it's basically a donut hole soaked in sugar syrup.

https://traditionallymodernfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/gulab-jamun-how-to-make-gulab-jamun-with-milk-powder-6-scaled.jpeg

[–] LordWiggle 32 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I rather be destroyed by a comment then to be obese and ruled by an orange deranged criminal convicted sex offender clown.

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe -1 points 6 hours ago

Jokes on you, some of have the unfortunate luck of getting to experience both

[–] [email protected] 33 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Dear America,

Sugar is not a flavour.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I agree with you, but I would also say, as a retort, that Marmite is not a food.

[–] Aceticon 6 points 10 hours ago

Marmite is a test of willpower.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

Not with that attitude

[–] JigglySackles 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Marmite is dingle berries in a brown anal paste.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 10 hours ago

That's being too kind.

[–] udon 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Coming from Germany, I can confirm that the objectively correct level of sweetness is what they sell over there. America/UK are too sweet (obviously!). Japan is not sweet enough (duh!).

In other news, sweetness, just like spicyness, seems to be acquired taste and once you got brainsugared by one country's Big Sweets you never come back.

[–] MirthfulAlembic 2 points 11 hours ago

Age plays a part. I don't each much sweets as an adult in the US because they are usually cloying. I'd rather have some fruit. It was the opposite when I was a child.

I had some mild sweet Oreos from Korea recently, and I prefer them to normal ones, for instance.

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[–] rob_t_firefly 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Thank goodness for the scribbles, otherwise I might have learned who wrote this thing I liked and we can't have that.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (12 children)

I'll give you this one, most "European" milk chocolate tastes better when there's no lipolysis involved, which is common in Hershey's.

Then again, there's Chocolonely which blows the competition out of the water.

[–] JigglySackles 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I keep seeing this about chocolonely and I am starting to wonder if I had a bad bar of it. The bar I had was chalky, mealy, and honestly one of the grossest things I have ever had in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Being honest, it's not worth calling home about it, but it's above par with everything else you may find on a candy store. It's mostly their free trade policies that's giving them so much hype.

That said, some people go nuts for certain candy bars that I'll rather lick dry cum out of a subway tile than eat one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I heard of Hershey's just like other brands of American descent I was incredibly poised to try them (MTN dew, taco bell (this was the nineties, they weren't in Europe yet).

Travelled to America, tried Hershey's and spat it out, vile stuff.

[–] JigglySackles 4 points 10 hours ago

Yeah it's not great. I grew up with it and even then I only like it on smores. And I'm sure that's more nostalgia than anything. By itself it's just gross.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I've heard American chocolate tastes different because they originally used spoiled milk to save money and eventually people got used to the taste and it became the norm.

I think I heard that on either How it's Made or Modern Marvels

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Not true. What it can happen is that some producers utilize lipolysis, which may cause the formation of butyric acid (AFAIK): https://www.psu.edu/news/research/story/finding-flavor-chocolate

I highly doubt anyone would use "spoiled" milk, as powder milk exists since 1802.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Hey man when you're right you're right.

That's my bad I remembered it wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Well, I've heard something akin to that and I checked it very recently. I heard before (even read it) that because milkeries in the US are far from chocolate factories, butyric acid was used to preserve milk for a long journey, but as Europe is tiny and can fit on the back of a large pick up truck, they didn't have such problem.

That was a misunderstanding from the journalist that published that (AFAIK).

I can't find the original, but this also talks about it: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/hersheys-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit_l_60479e5fc5b6af8f98bec0cd

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 2 points 10 hours ago

That's exactly correct. It gave the milk a slightly spoiled taste which resulted in the chocolate being more bitter in flavor. I simply misremembered all the details.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

I live in Japan and definitely some sweets that I've brought back from the US to share as well as recipes I've made (from my grandmother's cookbook) were too sweet for a number of folks (usually men, so there may be something else going on here with cultural images/norms and the like as men aren't generally "supposed to" be overly fond of sweet stuff). Still, the vast majority of people liked them and wanted more. I do find myself toning down sugar in recipes, though. Less in grandma's cookie recipes, less in the cornbread recipe I found online, etc.

[–] MilitantAtheist 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sweden here. If the candy isn't trying to destroy your mouth, it's no good.

[–] Valmond 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Sweden: salt sweets, breakfast caviar, ...

[–] Agent641 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Denmark: Liquorice that will make you want to rinse with Vegemite.

[–] Valmond 2 points 15 hours ago

Had to look up vegemite, thought it was like thermite.

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