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[–] BlueHarvest 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

coffee coffee coffee coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee

[–] Crazyslinkz 8 points 1 month ago

My coffee is shaking I didn't order my coffee shaking

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] owenfromcanada 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a fine impression of a stupid person!

[–] EleventhHour 4 points 1 month ago

stupid *poor person

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

The whale biologist is one of the best one off characters:

Well, you’ve come to the right guy. I’m the whale biologist, though personally I hate whales. Especially Mushu

Then why’d you become a whale biologist?

I don’t know you well enough to get into that.


…and the fifth reason whales kill is for the sheer fun of it!

Anything else?

Yeah, your suit’s lumpy and you smell awful. Hey, I call ‘em like I see ‘em, I’m a whale biologist.


The suit was ugly! Whale biologist.


Introducing Mushu! The educated whale who thinks he’s better than you!


Stop him! He’s got aquarium property!

Better do what he says; he’s a whale biologist.

[–] jewbacca117 17 points 1 month ago

Scruffy's gonna get one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

S05E11 - Three Hundred Big Boys!

Wait til the tattoos on Amy's ass hear about this!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The refund episode where every gets $300

"Now that's walking around money!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Juice260 2 points 1 month ago

Beat me to it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

300 big boys!

The loot!

The loot!

The loot is on fire!

[–] Zombiepirate 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oysters Rockefeller here has provided us with genu-ine turkey dogs!

[–] son_named_bort 7 points 1 month ago

It's the one where Scruffy gets a $300 haircut.

[–] PapaStevesy 7 points 1 month ago

Precious Hamburgers?

[–] vikingtons 6 points 1 month ago

Now that's walking aroud money!