BlueHarvest

joined 1 year ago
[–] BlueHarvest 7 points 2 hours ago

if you eat it, you're gonna have a bad time

[–] BlueHarvest 81 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

what platform? they oficially havent had one since the 2020 election.

[–] BlueHarvest 15 points 1 month ago

if you didnt know it was a coup, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit..

/s

[–] BlueHarvest 24 points 1 month ago

if you didnt know it was a coup, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit..

/s

[–] BlueHarvest 20 points 1 month ago

once. but it was so obviously a biased poll, in that they were asking very leading questions like "do you believe candidate X wants to destroy America and that candidate Y will protect the country?"... along those lines.

My sarcasm kicked in immediately and while it was 100% obvious what answer they wanted, I just gave them the exact opposite. The person calling was getting very frustrated and would even ask me follow ups like "really? you want candidate X to destroy the country?".

I thoroughly enjoyed myself.

[–] BlueHarvest 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

no sir, i come to you with tears in my eyes , they were saying "boo-urns"

[–] BlueHarvest 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

person woman man camera tv

[–] BlueHarvest 113 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

but but... i thought the president has 100% total immunity even when ordering the assassination of a political rival !?

/s

[–] BlueHarvest 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Hey, there are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don't like."

[–] BlueHarvest 52 points 5 months ago (5 children)

circumcision is in the Bible, gender reassignment surgery is not. That's where they're going to hang their hats... on the invisible sky ghost.

[–] BlueHarvest 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Top Center... is that Jrrr, of Omicron Persei 8 !?!

[–] BlueHarvest 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Thagomizer" Thag? That guy's gonna be FAMOUS !!

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