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[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For those who are confused, it’s a joke from an old Australian YouTube video.

you can learn about it here

[–] RoidingOldMan 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Happened in 1991 but not uploaded until 2009. Mirrors the plot of Minority Report (2002). Like he could see the future.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I recall correctly he'd already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It helped us out

[–] essteeyou 5 points 1 week ago

I just watched an interview with him and a police officer on Australian news, and he said it was a case of mistaken identity or something. I didn't fact check anything.

Here's a link to the interview, he seems a bit confused.

[–] NielsBohron 21 points 1 week ago

I've been on the internet for a long time and I'd never seen that one. You're doing God's work.

[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is Democracy manifest

[–] Iheartcheese 37 points 1 week ago

You read the rolling R's.

[–] kitnaht 123 points 1 week ago (2 children)

RIP "are you waiting to receive my limp penis?" guy. He died a couple of months ago.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”

Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.

[–] Viking_Hippie 12 points 1 week ago

If that's not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don't know what is!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

He’s now in Aussie Crook Valhalla, enjoying endless succulent Chinese meals with Ned Kelly and Chopper Read.

[–] Kyrgizion 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get your hand off my penis!

[–] YoFrodo 61 points 1 week ago

Ah, I see you know your judo well

[–] dohpaz42 50 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This would make a great movie. Let’s get that really tall guy from Jack Reacher to be the lead.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

There's a Futurama episode where they do this!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

really tall guy from Jack Reacher

That's Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Alan Richson is from Reacher. Jack Reacher is a movie that starred Tom Cruise (who was also in Minority Report)

Same character but different actors. Notably though, the joke is that Tom Cruise is pretty short.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] YoFrodo 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thats... that's the joke...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Well, whoosh me, then.

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[–] Grabthar 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You couldn't stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.

[–] Agent641 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.

[–] Retrograde 8 points 1 week ago

Fuckin a. It has to be the most theatrical video recorded arrest in human history

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

"Are you waiting to receive my limp penis!?!"

[–] iAvicenna 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I'm seeing the video for the first time and discovered where was the beginning of this song sampled from: https://youtu.be/q07G2_zOEWA (badklaat - judo)

Interesting find.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Crime coefficient at 178, non leatal force authorized.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please aim carefully, and eliminate the target.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Less lethal just means more practice.

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[–] gmtom 7 points 1 week ago

I hope the Agent knows his Judo well

[–] shalafi 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] bcgm3 16 points 1 week ago

Shoutout to The Chats for helping to finally identify(?) Mr. Democracy Manifest.

[–] LovableSidekick 13 points 1 week ago

Succulent with intent to commit wificide. That's a twelve twenty-seven. Book 'em!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha oh my gosh, I was just talking about this the other day. This man is a fucking legend.

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[–] cuuube 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is literally the plot of Psycho Pass. Highly recommend btw

[–] Landless2029 11 points 1 week ago

I thought it was a poke at Minority Report

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[–] EvolvedTurtle 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wasn't this a futurerama episode?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

No, it was democracy manifest.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It was, riffing on Minority Report from 2002

[–] okwhateverdude 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And that memed ~~britsh~~ Australian dude bitching to the cops very loudly in a "how dare you sir!" ridiculous voice.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

"Get your hand off my penis!"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

What is this, Person of Interest?

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