this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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[–] spicytuna62 74 points 2 months ago

Seems like a good knight out.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.

[–] ThePantser 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Going on a quest? Fuck yeah

[–] Carrolade 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nope. Going ice skating and then out for sushi.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Close enough.

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 2 months ago

Wearing a full suit of armor, accomplishing either IS quite the quest 😄

[–] BrokenGlepnir 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins... I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Win - Win sort of plan you have.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I see what you did there

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Finally I could say "m'lady" without shame.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I'll show her my wand of magic missile.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Pledge fealty and marry her immediately

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago
[–] johannesvanderwhales 14 points 2 months ago

Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?

[–] chiliedogg 13 points 1 month ago

Clearly, I'd put on my robe and wizard hat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.

[–] TrousersMcPants 9 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Somebody call the locksmith!

[–] desmosthenes 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Hope she Lays on Hands me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Drive to Constantinople, to party like it's 1204

[–] random_character_a 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok if you are wearing that then I'm wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

gotta one-up her in masculinity, make sure the frills are at least twice the size of yourself, and the shoes pointy enough to inflict stab wounds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

"Lo, see ye her, all gleamin' in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin' high in her gilded carriage, thinkin' herself bettr' than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

What a Dame!

[–] MyDogLovesMe 4 points 2 months ago
[–] KrankyKong 4 points 2 months ago

Invite her back to my place for some jousting.

[–] Etterra 3 points 2 months ago

Oh... So I guess I can pass for a Wizard...

[–] Duamerthrax 3 points 2 months ago

If it wasn't the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 2 points 1 month ago

Jolly cooperation is what I'd do

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Refuse if she offers a handjob

[–] random_character_a 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Taking off that chainmail will rip half of her hair off. If that's your thing...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Why would she ever take that off?

[–] PrefersAwkward 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

She should be okay if she's wearing one of those hair things underneath. I forget what they're called. It bunches up your hair like a shower cap and keeps your hair from getting in the armor

Edit: the girl here is not wearing one it seems though

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It's called a coif. They also serve a critical part in terms of shock absorption.

[–] j4k3 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] random_character_a 1 points 2 months ago

Thats a kind of a turnoff

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Typically a person wears a cap of some sort under the chainmail so that hair doesn't get entangled.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Too much makeup ! Deal breaker.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Definitely pretty pointy elbows