257
you are not a girl lol,
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2024
257 points (90.3% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
26691 readers
6450 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Ah fuck this makes so much more sense now.
I bought it anyway, it smells nice and I'm growing my hair out and my 7-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, laundry detergent, toilet cleaner and engine degreaser boy shampoo isn't cutting it anymore.
I'm trying not to look like this when I wash my hair:
you've been scammed because that's only 6
Not listed: It's also a refreshing beverage.
Not listed because it's so obvious
😂,
Just put your hands on a shampoo 🤣
Feel you anyway ^^
What's Quark doing in the woods?
looking for hallucinogenic moss to sell to the dominion
If you’re somewhere in the world that has a TJ Maxx/TK Maxx or similar, go buy their random products that are on sale. Not all are winners, but if you change up your products and just experiment, you’ll find something you like.
I have long wavy hair, and right now I’m on a Shea Moisture curl and shine kick, but before then it was the Verb Ghost line of products for a long time.
Don’t sleep on after shower crap, either. My hair has been really dry lately, so I’ve been using a leave in conditioner by Shea, too (now discontinued, sadly). In the rotation is also the Verb Ghost Oil, and some random peptide leave in. JVN (Johnathon Van Ness) also has some excellent products, but we haven’t found them on sale in awhile.
I don’t use all the after shower products at once, but each has their use. Once you get a feel for what you’re going for, it’s like having a shelf full of tools.
And if you got a beard, well… use something and tell me if you figure out what works, because I still can’t figure that out. My hair looks great and my beard looks like it got lost in the desert.
The Verb curl cream, orange tube, is really good, but so expensive per oz because the tube is only 5oz. My kid likes the ghost oil, it smells nice and adds the teeny hint of weight they need.
I am in love with the Innersense Hydrating conditioner but didn't like their curl cream. Just this month got around to trying their blowout/straightening cream and holy crap it works so well as a curl cream, no need for leave in conditioner it does it all. I still need something for hold, personally, but I comb/rake it in, scrunch, wrap my hair in a smooth towel, when I take it out, perfect definition and curls. And it comes in liters so when I get to the end of the smaller package can buy one that will last for months!
Fluffy.
OP learned about hair straighteners today. 💈💇💺
Yup 😅
As a woman who doesn’t use any of that stuff honestly my main thought was that it was a way of saying the product won’t give you a Michael Jackson/Ghost Rider type situation when exposed to flame
Yeah my bad,
You dont have to be a girl of course to straithgen your hairs. And its not mandatory ofc,
Even boys can use that stuff XD,
230C right on the iron lol
I'm also not a girl and I also didn't think about this.
Hope this helps.
Freedom units don't help but I see your point
The bottle says 260°C, not °F.
260 C is 500 F, so its rated for above hair iron temps
My curling iron is set to 230°C The max setting is 250°C.
Edit: accidentally swapped two numbers making it seem like my curling iron is set to hellfire setting
I prefer heat guns
Nobody mentioning 3D printing? :(
For those un-enlightened in the ways of making inedible spaghetti: Hair spray is often used as a makeshift adhesive to make your prints stick to the printer and 230°C is conveniently around the temperatures you print most stuff at.
(I know it's not hair spray, but it would be more funny)
So a hairdryer?
Obvious response: "Haha, it doesn't get that hot!"
And you know because they told you up to how much it remains effective.
When you wanna make the funeral home's crematorium really WORK for it.
Now I'm imagining a pile of ash and charred bones with a perfectly intact haircut.
That's when you hear yelling in a Scottish accent: "She can't take any more if this."
finally, i can go to hell in style!
"FUCK YOU! GO TO HELL!!!"
"Bitch please! I'll be stylin' and profilin' when I get there! Because even when my soul is burning for all of eternity, I still look better than you! Look at at this full volume shine!"
".........this conversation has not gone as I expected."
we use hairspray to preserve our jack-o-lanterns. we can get them to last a few months (you coat all the cut edges and the inside right after you're done carving. it seals the moisture or something? IDK). I have never looked for heat resistance before but now I might.
I sometimes worry about my beard and eyebrows when I open my oven or a flame on the stove goes high.
Sometimes I worry about what happens to dead bodies when they're found.
What if I die on a mountain? Is some mountain man going to find me dead, and start playing with my body? Is he going to use string to turn me into a marionette? Is that the purpose of rigor mortis? To protect our bodies from being playthings for bored puppeteers? And what if he sticks my penis in his butthole, and pretends someone loves him? What if he brings me home and sits me in a chair, and comes home every night, and pretends I'm his wife? What if my dead body remains in his house on a mountain for 30 years, as he comes home every day, and tells me about his job as a lumberjack? What if he makes the same joke everyday?
This is why I'm going to plan to bring a bomb on a boat, and sail it into the middle of the ocean. I'm just going to buy a boat with cash, and not worry about storage, or boat fees, or anything. Just gonna buy a boat, and sail into open water where nobody will find me, and blow up the bomb. Nobody but me on the boat.
But what if my lack of nautical cartography experience means I sail the boat into water that isn't international. Maybe I accidently start a war with Russia. I mean, it won't affect me. I'll be dead, and at the bottom of the ocean, and unavailable for comment.
But YOU GUYS??? Geez. Have fun with a nukeular holocaust against a country that thinks it was bombed first. World War 3 is going to be SO stupid.
It'll be like the pointlessness of Vietnam, but also being led by drunk Russians.
So, yeah. We all worry about things. Sometimes I worry that when I pull back the shower curtain, there will be an unexplained bear just hanging out in my bathtub. Just in there defying logic.
WE ARE WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW
But I'm naked....
Remember not to skip your prescriptions
Vacationing on Mars? Have I got a hair product for you.
Did you mean mercury? Mars is like -60°c
Apply flame retardant to hair, very health!
Worry about your hair in a nuclear apocalypse? Fear no more!
A better one might be: Climate change, be prepared!
I see you work at WalMart