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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, that's a brown trout, I'm pretty sure

[–] Crashumbc 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're right, that's an Atlantic cod.

Trouts have two back fins and a more hook like lower jaw.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there some possibility you're fibbing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Let’s check for denial from any siblings in order to decide.

[–] Funkytom467 4 points 3 weeks ago

I wanna see her slap!

[–] db2 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone somewhere just unlocked a new fetish.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

We put the ET in Fish™️

[–] comador 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I assume you've never been to Thailand.

That's a tame (and already existing) fetish compared to some of the things I've seen there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Might I ask how the fish are involved in it?

[–] comador 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You get a menu, you pick the person you want to see, you pick the item (living, dead or inanimate object) and what you want them to do with it; usually a hole.

example of one

[–] db2 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] comador 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

GOTT IM HIMMEL! Toto as the band?

[–] comador 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Toto, in Thai means baby... don't ask.

[–] JackFrostNCola 1 points 3 weeks ago

That one you have to book a return trip 9 months after the boy & girl make love selection

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh.. When I think it can't get more awful... I just had to ask questions...

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 23 points 3 weeks ago

Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I'll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!

[–] Viking_Hippie 21 points 3 weeks ago

🎵 All about that bass bout that bass, no pebble 🎵

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

🎵 "I like big bass, I can't deny*🎶

[–] f314 17 points 3 weeks ago

Wearing only a codpiece? That’s daring…

[–] Etterra 7 points 3 weeks ago

She got catfished.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Troy McClure, is that you?

[–] samus12345 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Jonnyprophet 5 points 3 weeks ago

Baby, I'm saving my game in your bedroom... So that's where I can reSpawn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Clash oh no my lamp turns around clash my vase!

[–] steel_nomad 3 points 3 weeks ago

I can smell that costume....

....wait

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is there a gentlemen's version of this costume available?

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 3 weeks ago

tastes like chicken. raw chicken.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Edward Bloom, at it again