overview for Jonnyprophet

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That's one way to stop em. Go get em, Joe. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Jonnyprophet to c/politicalmemes

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Hello, dressing. I'm dad. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Jonnyprophet to c/dadjokes

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Yup (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Jonnyprophet to c/[email protected]

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So there I was on the subway (self.jokes)

submitted 1 day ago by Jonnyprophet to c/jokes

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And, crowded as it was I had to stand very close to this beautiful young woman. Bouncing and jarring into each other as the train moved all I could think is... please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner.

But she did.

YouTube ads have ruined the good, old-fashioned Rick Roll. in c/showerthoughts

[–] Jonnyprophet 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh, oh, oh! Thanks! I think I'll click on it right now.

Ed. Damnit

YouTube ads have ruined the good, old-fashioned Rick Roll. in c/showerthoughts

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YouTube ads have ruined the good, old-fashioned Rick Roll. (self.showerthoughts)

submitted 1 day ago by Jonnyprophet to c/showerthoughts

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Do u like my jacket in c/[email protected]

[–] Jonnyprophet 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Alright, sexy. I'd tap that.

What would 10 year old you be the most surprised about you now? in c/asklemmy

[–] Jonnyprophet 2 points 4 days ago

Awesome! Do what you love! 10 yrs old you would think that's so cool. 26 miles is Really far!

What would 10 year old you be the most surprised about you now? in c/asklemmy

[–] Jonnyprophet 2 points 4 days ago

10 yrs old you Hi-Five!

What are your favorite old-timey and historical insults and incredulous expressions? in c/asklemmy

[–] Jonnyprophet 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Oh, Rabbits!" is actually an Australian curse much like Americans say, Oh, Rats. It comes from the Great Rabbit plague. Never heard of it?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_plagues_in_Australia

We are a lot more alike than we are different in c/showerthoughts

[–] Jonnyprophet 44 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Amen.

What the people who want to control us don't want us to realize is that you have a lot more in common with the Chinese/Russian/Ukrainian/Mexican/Indian working class... Factory worker/programmer/hard-working house wife... Then you do with your own political leaders and billionaires. People with servants who don't ever worry about bills. (Biden, Trump, Harris, Vance, Elon, Gates, Bezos, etc)... Don't look at the foreigners as different and the enemy... Look at the Rich and the Politicians (who want us to blame the foreigners)

What is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving? in c/dadjokes

[–] Jonnyprophet 6 points 4 days ago

Yeah, but the smallest is also the largest... Because Pil-grams were also Puri-Tons!

Yeah, I just did.

If you could go back in time for 24h, no consequence on the timeline, what would you do? in c/asklemmy

[–] Jonnyprophet 1 points 4 days ago

All good answers, but the simple fact you were not self centered but curious and asked what OP would do back, made your answer great. Thank you. Up vote freely given.

What’s an album you thought you would like at first but ended up disliking after listening to it? in c/[email protected]

[–] Jonnyprophet -1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

How can you say something so controversial, yet so true?!

Bowie isn't fantastic. Neither is Bill Murrey or Betty White. They are just people that have been grasped onto by social media and exemplified. It helps if they've died and get a "martyr" image too.