For those of us that pooped before smart phones, there was a book series called Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. I could totally see them have a section dedicated to this.

"The Art of Defecation - How to turn your anatomy into a brown (f)art factory"

It could have an entire chapter just on fiber maxing:

https://i.imgur.com/zmtuVg1.png

Another could be on shit polishing with the mythbusters method.

good, it beats the incompetent assholes that just tell you not to do things when you ask them how to do them just because they are harmful.

"AI," what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

Thank god for that.

Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950's.

It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.

Hey Alexa, please examine my rectum

The poop knife is irrelevant until and unless one plans to flush, which this question did not ask.

Also, why do you assume the nurse is a lady?

The Kevin history was wild

I'll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

have its* moments