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that's not even mallninjashit--more like backwoods redneck flea market discount bin shit

I tried to mess with the customer support, but they stayed way too nice, so I felt bad and stopped. .__.

Made in China with the latest in Tin technology

You know it's a real combat knife because it has a bottle opener built in. I'm maybe even kidding.

If anyone would be able to tell the difference between a "combat" knife and a fucking "pocket knife", you would think it would be the y'all quaeda brigade of Trump supporters. But the fact that they'll buy this shit up in droves despite knowing damn well it's not what it's advertised as just points to how brainwashed these cultists are.

I am not going to that URL, but I'm predicting that even at "20%" off that knife is a bad deal.

Resident knife dweeb here. You all know me; my credentials are in my post history. I am a veritable connoisseur of crap exactly like this.

These twerps can cry "patriot" as much as they want, but this is a piece of shit OEM knife from China. The factory will do you any printing you want on the handle for a trivial upcharge. For instance, this looks an awful lot like the Top Quest T27019 (page 5, catalog here) or myriad other similar knockoff junk. The unit cost on this type of thing is about $2 each in bulk, for instance like this. Give me half an hour and I can probably figure out who the actual supplier is.

Some rat bastard is laughing all the way to the bank with these.

MRW I enter political memes to dunk on trump and find all the knife people in here making good points.

That looks like a knife that came with the cheap walmart-brand survival kit that I bought to keep in my car.

It is horrible. Worst knife I have ever bought.

But it does have the seatbelt cutter and the glass breaker just like the one here. I think you can get it for a few bucks separately from the kit.

Is... Is this real? I can no longer tell from this side of the pond

Ha ha the poor intern that had to come up with as many descriptions as possible that weren't "It's a cheap Chinese knife with Trump printed on it. Must've taken the lad ages -

Bold Design: Features a sleek, patriotic design with Trump insignia.

Durable Blade: High-quality construction for both display and practical use.

Collector's Item: Perfect for any Trump supporter or patriotic memorabilia collection.

Symbol of Patriotism: Show your loyalty to Trump and American values.

Versatile Use: Ideal for display, daily tasks, or as a unique gift.

Limited Edition: A must-have for die-hard Trump fans—grab yours while they last!

Perfect Gift: Great for gifting to fellow patriots or adding to your own collection

This just reminds me of Rwanda where right before the big one, they started distributing machetes which then were used to chop the opposition to death...

But of course trump wouldn't do that... Without trying to scam his own voters first, at least.

Is a foldable combat knife a good idea? I'd think you'd want the blade to be fixed

It's probably cheap soft steel made in China. You're probably fine.

Wild that everyone is focusing on the absurdity of selling knives, as opposed to the url being PatriotAddictDeals.com

I’d say that this is America being beyond parody of itself seeing a presidential candidate’s speeches going full qvc, but we did once have a pyramid scheme selling racism that did wildly well

Little bit of Insider Baseball on knives. Anytime a knife doesn't list the blade steel, I assume we're looking at 7Cr17MOV, 440C, or D2 with a bad heat treat. That price point is quite a bit higher than these cheap Chinese steels. Just another "True Patriot" grift. Pocket knives are cool tools and there are a slew of American brands that won't break by cutting into cardboard. These Trump Combat Knives will last a couple months maybe.

Is that a "combat knife"? Cause it looks like the box cutter I use at work