iamdefinitelyoverthirteen

Spark + fuel and oxidizer = fire. Remind me again why they won't hire you to be a cop if you're too smart?

I'm not so sure. I think their allegiance to the party trumps (lol) their sanity in voting for a non-republicab. I mean, look how we got 45 as 47.

Man, that really sucks, because I really liked Uline shit.

No, not voltage, current.

When I was a kid, me and my dad were riding in the truck with my grandpa downtown in a small central valley (California) town. They had recently started a trolley service, but it was in the lanes with the regular traffic and they only went about 15 mph. They were not widely used, since it was only available downtown and this small town is entirely car-dependent. My grandpa was getting more and more frustrated at the trolley in front of us, and as we were getting to the end of downtown he says "I bet there's only one clown on this goddamn trolley." Without skipping a beat, the trolley stopped to let out one singular person-- a man in clown costume.

It was the funniest fucking thing. I still crack up at it, 30 years later.

Clever.

My grandpa ran over a woman who walked into the street late at night. There was no way for him to have avoided it. He did not get in trouble. This was in California.

You still can't afford to eat at McDonald's though.

Holy shit, how do you not know there's hydrazine in the water?

I applied and got an interview at M$ for hololens. They told me at the interview oh by the way it is for army hololens kill cams. I thanked them for their time and left.

...but how many punkins can it be chunkin?

Executives and management on the factory floor. I'm sure the technicians and assemblers will just love that.