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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Anyone that unironically says, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best," is waving their red flag at you.

[–] FMT99 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And someone that has it permanently tattooed across the better part of the side of their body?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I'm a firm believer that you SHOULD put your dick in crazy, but you just shouldn't let them know your real name or where you live.

[–] Rolando 10 points 1 month ago

"Look, the only way to deal with crazy women is to lie big and leave fast." -Varrick, Legend of Korra

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

And it most certainly better be wrapped. And probably washed in bleach afterwards.

[–] Delphia 2 points 1 month ago

While travelling in another state preferably.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Agreed but I feel like they’re also advertising that they’ll ride it like they stole it.

[–] deltapi 12 points 1 month ago

Oh I absolutely hate that past experience forces me to agree with you wholeheartedly on this.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I like that people come with saftey warnings now.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

"Toxic - Don't touch, keep under lock and away from children."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"I am know to cause cancer in the state of California"

[–] TrickDacy 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, she thinks this reads as a build up to the last line. I mean I guess it kind of does, but not how she thinks. Each sentence communicates more instability than the last

[–] NegativeInf 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

we should make it a cool edgy new trend to tattoo your skin in bright warning colors.

"Yellow-Striped Reticulated Poison Dart Human"

[–] A7thStone 3 points 1 month ago

Aposematism is to warn off predators so...

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

Tattoo artist friend of mine calls these "ribliographies". I rather enjoy that term.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 20 points 1 month ago

Thank God someone stepped in and started putting warning labels on these things.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I bet her best isn't even that good

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah yes, the white trash pledge.

[–] Valmond 9 points 1 month ago

If you can't handle me when I'm broke, you don't deserve me when I have 60€.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Just a reminder, graffiti is not just for walls and train cars. Human bodies and your whole decor aesthetic are also options. Just in case you forget to "live, laugh, love".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Shout-out to Marilyn Monroe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Their best is a burnt bagel with not enough cream cheese, on which they can take no criticism. Their worst is them stabbing you with a broken bottle because you caught them cheating on you with your dad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everything else aside, I just got a large rib tattoo and I almost had to tap out after 2.5hrs, this is impressively large unless their artist is a speed demon.

[–] JTskulk 2 points 1 month ago

How do you show someone a tattoo on your bones?

[–] BilboBargains 2 points 1 month ago

I am selfish, impatient and slightly flabby, as you can see. If you don't like art drawn on a canvas that's like an uncooked doughnut, you don't deserve me after a three month meth bender when this text has shrunk to the size of a classified advert.