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A study analysing penis sizes between the years 1942 and 2021 has found that the average length of the male member, when erect, has increased significantly over the last 30 years.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sperm count decrease headlines

dick size increase headlines

I see this as an absolute win

[–] jimmy90 10 points 1 month ago

more fun less babies, perfect solution to overpopulation

[–] Chill_Dan 29 points 1 month ago

Way to rub it in.

[–] Pappabosley 26 points 1 month ago
[–] Cadeillac 23 points 1 month ago

What if only guys with big dicks were willing to do the study in modern times?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

TLDR: 3cm in 3 decades. An insane amount.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

The hungest games.

[–] linearchaos 20 points 1 month ago

It's a growing problem.

[–] feedum_sneedson 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's surely just nutrition, we've got taller as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

On the other hand there's definitely a preference for taller men when choosing a partner.

[–] dohpaz42 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Huh. Not where I thought that was going. 😁

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

That's what she said.

[–] Hikermick 13 points 1 month ago

This headline really sent me into a panic!

I woke up Thursday to enlarged man parts. It was like someone slipped two lemons and a grapefruit into my pants overnight. Long story short doctor says it's an allergic reaction to something, I had to let the fluids drain back out, this accomplished by lying on my back for two days with it wrapped up in an Ace bandage pointed at the ceiling.

After seeing the headline I thought for sure it was happening globally pun intended

[–] sudo42 13 points 1 month ago

I confirm that mine has not increased in size over the last 30 years. Maybe I’m in the control group?

[–] TropicalDingdong 12 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno, looks the same to me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

you have to get a larger sample size 😆

[–] paddirn 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s cool being big I guess, but just sort of pointless having nobody to appreciate it with.

[–] Cadeillac 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] paddirn 3 points 1 month ago

WHY WILL NOBODY LET ME PUT MY GIANT HORSE-COCK INSIDE OF THEM?

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Could be Peyronie's disease, might wanna get that checked out.

[–] 2ugly2live 7 points 1 month ago

Good for them. 🍷

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

increased significantly

Sounds good to me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

But the penis contains potassium benzoate.

[–] Anticorp 6 points 1 month ago

:( from everyone over 30.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

inb4 it's just due to higher blood pressure due to stress

[–] andrewth09 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I knew penis inspection day was legit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I always got a D+.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha, looking at you slightly above average guys. Welcome to the club.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Why are you looking at them?