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[–] givesomefucks 144 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Basically:

Die quietly so Dems don't look good for helping

She's legit asking people to martyr themselves over a talking point most republican voters would never hear...

[–] FlyingSquid 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ummthatguy 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd forgotten about that shit. Very Lord Farquaad of him.

[–] toynbee 9 points 1 week ago

I thought this started with Captain Brannigan.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Hey, if it means fewer Republican voters in this country...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Completely irrelevant... I read it as "moist Republicans" and.. yeah, I prefer it. I want to believe they're mostly moist in a very uncomfortable way.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

The ones who need FEMA help are likely pretty uncomfortably moist.

[–] dynamojoe 4 points 1 week ago

If they martyr themselves before voting, I'm good with it.

[–] A_Filthy_Weeaboo 66 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Serious question:

Why is she telling people to not ask for FEMA?

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

So, she isn't saying not to ask for disaster assistance per se, she's saying not to comply with FEMA.

Given Loomer's other quite conspiratorial beliefs, my guess is that she believes FEMA will round them up into internment camps and then either use them as slave labor or forcibly reeducate them.

FEMA is one of the conspiratorial right's long existing bogey men. Based off of I think some executive orders signed under both JFK and Reagan, if a extraordinary national disaster or state of emergency is declared, the President has the power to relocate people to FEMA camps.

What this actually is, is basically in the event of the Soviets nuking the entire country to shit, basically martial law is exercised and the President gains a whole bunch of direct control over and exceptional powers to direct many federal agencies toward the aim of keeping as many people alive as possible.

What conspiracy theorists think it is, is that basically arbitrarily at any point the President can use FEMA to round up and 'deal with' any kind of political dissidents. It was most often invoked as the way that gun owners would all be rounded up during some kind of total gun ban.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I remember when FEMA-as-villain was a thing in the X-Files. Wild that it’s a conspiracy that survived so long.

[–] NOPper 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It features heavily in the DX franchise because ... well DX was written in Texas in the mid to late 90s, around the same time Alex Jones had a public access TV channel.

They quite literally could have just worked in half the conspiracies he mentioned, and that would have been about 80% of the more fantastical stuff.

I'd say they did a compelling job of weaving in batshit conspiracy stuff (it does make for dramatic storytelling, wild enemy types and locations) with ... fairly prescient actual stuff around the unchecked progression of capitalism and technology.

I can't believe I am saying this, but compared to a whole lot of modern media franchises, they actually did a lot of continuity work to make the FEMA thing make sense in HR as a plausible precursor to how much more widespread it was in the original.

I don't think it really features in IW at all, as by that point the US government doesn't... really exist, almost every where that still has a functional technological society is managed by a mixture of UN/WTO authorities and gigantic megacorporations.

Also I guess worth mentioning: DX accidentally contributed to conspiracy culture even further by 'predicting' 9/11.

When playtesting Liberty Island, enough people noticed that they'd cheaped out on the background worldbox/skybox by mirroring it, not including the Twin Towers, that they wrote it in a minor lore blurb that they'd been destroyed by terrorists in the early 21st century.

Game is set in 2052... but came out basically a few months to a year (depending on your region) before ... 9/11 actually happened.

[–] jaybone 8 points 1 week ago

And there had been prior terrorist attacks or attempts on the WTC involving bombs in vans and such. So if you’re writing a fictional future dystopia, it’s not an entirely unreasonable speculation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

If you actually look at what the paranoid/conspiracy minded R's believe, it's basically the x-files.

Like, seriously, some lazy but effective propaganda machine has taken episode after episode of the xfiles and made it a core belief of the right.

... I wonder if Rupert Murdoch... Nah..

Re FEMA. I was a young teen in the early www era. Alex Jones was a nobody, but he was all aboard the FEMA train. As were a number of extremist rw sites that, unfortunately, I ended up following.

That was about 35 years ago.

It's amazing what you can convince people of.

[–] jaybone 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also during hurricane Katrina, people getting raped and dying in the superdome, or whatever that stadium was in New Orleans, somehow really fed into the FEMA conspiracies. Though I’m pretty sure FEMA wasn’t even involved in that situation. IIRC It was local authorities, at least initially, that had directed people there without having any plan on how to handle them.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The most insane thing I remember from Katrina was Blackwater authorizing themselves to respond to New Orleans, (they received official approval after they were already on site) where they didn't provide any aide or assistance, but set up sniper teams on roofs and above water overpasses and sniped people they deemed to be looters, as well as confiscating any guns they found.

https://www.motherjones.com/environment/2009/08/secret-history-hurricane-katrina/

So I guess that kind of makes the 'black helicopters' conspiracy sort of true, lol.

[–] LustyArgonianMana 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Those same people upset about rape in the superdome don't care at all when it's homeless shelters

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[–] LustyArgonianMana 6 points 1 week ago

The right project, so probably it's a confession also of their own plans for FEMA

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd assume the weird "Obama is going to use FEMA to set up concentration camps to round up all his enemies" conspiracy (Possibly updated to Biden, possibly not, they tend to also be the "Obama is using Biden as a secret third term controlling him from the shadows (and Harris will be an even secreter fourth)" type)

[–] almar_quigley 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This goes further back than that. I remember the first x files movie really leaning into this conspiracy that FeMA could be used to basically take over the country. Of course back then conspiracy theories were fun and on the cringiest of folks actually bought into them. Not so much anymore.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It wasn't that the conspiracy shit was fun, but that the X Files were a fictional TV show. Stargate uses a metric fuckton of conspiracy shit too in their world building but only complete loons would take any of that seriously.

[–] almar_quigley 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Agree to disagree. Back in the 90’s there were plenty of fun conspiracy theory shows on discovery and other channels that weren’t in the same vein as ancient aliens or other shows out today which are trying super hard to prove the theories as fact. They were campy and fun and not hosted by coke addled pseudoscience psychopaths with fake degrees.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ancient aliens were a thing back then already. lol That's literally what Stargate's base plot is based on and one of the most famous book authors on that topic, Erich von Däniken, had been writing bullshit books since the 70s about it. I know way too much about all of this because I had the pleasure of growing up under all of this garbage.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

The Lib agenda leaked

Step 1: Using evil lib magic, control the weather, like what MTG said

Step 2: round up True Patriots into Concentration camps thanks to FEMA

Step 3: ???

Step 4: profit.

[–] acosmichippo 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
[–] RubberElectrons 7 points 1 week ago

Some of the "rumors" addressed on FEMA's site certainly sound dumb as hell.

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[–] LustyArgonianMana 5 points 1 week ago

She is a Russian asset meant to harm the US as much as possible, including killing people impacted by climate change

[–] jj4211 5 points 1 week ago

They immediately started out the gate proclaiming that FEMA is doing nothing and letting people just suffer and die.

In order for the facts to fit the narrative, they need people to suffer and die in spite of any effort by FEMA.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They will use any opportunity to use any worn conspiracy to shit on any government body.

This was during covid:

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Alex Jones has been freaking out about FEMA since at least the Obama years, including Walmart. They've been reusing old stuff for a long time now. His bird flu, ebola, and covid coverages have been similar over the decades to, always antivax and exaggerated. With Civid, he finally had a leader who did the wrong things to address it so he got to milk it far more.

[–] jj4211 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was reading the announcement by one of the towns in the area and Facebook responses. They said that power would remain out for who knows how long, that the main streets were destroyed and they barely made somewhat passable dirt roads, municipal water was out and well water should be considered unsafe, and so they strongly encouraged everyone to leave of they could possibly go elsewhere.

Replies from people seemingly actually from the community were basically saying they were sure if they left the federal government would eminent domain their land and they needed to stay to defend their property from those federal people.

[–] surewhynotlem 24 points 1 week ago

They should hope!

If your house is under a foot of mud and the town destroyed, the government buying you out sounds like a win.

In fact, it's a thing we do to prevent rebuilding in flood plains by stubborn people.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

The news said the Trump org has distanced themselves from her.

Uncertain if it's true or not.

[–] FlyingSquid 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

She thinks the people of Appalachia are all a bunch of long-bearded Hatfield vs. McCoy types, doesn't she?

Edit: me brain stupid.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Is she still catching the orange man’s cum in her mouth? I really enjoyed when they were rubbing on each other and making his campaign freak out. Seems like they must have sent her away.

[–] slickgoat 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they follow her advice, it's on them. Stupidity has a price.

[–] kautau 7 points 1 week ago

Darwin is beatboxing her tweet in his grave

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's easily disproven, any worms would starve due to a lack of substance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Could be eating other worms?

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[–] cultsuperstar 12 points 1 week ago

The crazy conspiracies and misinformation coming out of this disaster are insane. I hate that people have nothing better to do than to straight up lie about things that can easily be debunked. The problem is that once people believe the lie, it's hard to get them to realize it was a lie.

[–] kikutwo 9 points 1 week ago

Don't comply with help. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

What do you have against taking mushrooms?

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