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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago

This isn't a shower thought

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Twitter is no worse today than five years ago. But it’s certainly also no better. The discussion about which billionaires we want manipulating public discourse is outright insanity

[–] fubo 9 points 14 hours ago

Previously, it was a shithole.
Now, it's a Nazi shithole.

[–] AWittyUsername 2 points 10 hours ago

I don't want to call it X because it's a shit shit shit name

[–] uienia 2 points 10 hours ago

Twitter was always bad. It is of course way worse now, but it is silly to have any nostalgic and reverential feelings for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

I hadn't been there in a long while, but a friend sent a link to what he said was a funny tweet. It was, but the responses were just awful, and they all had blue checkmarks.

Every single inserted ad was for right-wing grifts (crypto, t-shirts, gold coins, etc) or awful right-wing politicians looking angry or posing with guns.

Noped right out.

I pointed it out to my wife, but she says the journalists she follows are still all there. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

"X" in Chinese is pronounced "sh", so I approve.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Hey, don't rewrite history - twitter was always notoriously bad, under Elon it surely got even worse though.

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[–] mogranja 27 points 1 day ago

There is simple solution: just ignore it. Don't refer to it in any way.

[–] Surp 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry twitter was always trash

[–] _stranger_ 7 points 1 day ago

It really is saying something that it's waaay worse now.

[–] RagingSnarkasm 99 points 1 day ago

Don't call it anything. Ignore it and maybe it will go away.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, it’s not like twitter was ever a beacon of glory, pre-Elon twitter was still twitter

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Twitter was a turd. X is a turd marinaded in diarrhea sauce.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Such poetry. It brings a tear to my eye

[–] cm0002 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Ok well maybe a beacon of glory is a bit out there for Twitter, but there was a time where it was actually cool and unique.

Like back in the day where you could interact with it over plain SMS lol

I feel old.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

They have $44 billion dollar bills to wipe away the tears.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (5 children)

For me, it’s simpler than that: I’m gonna deadname his company as long as he keeps deadnaming his daughter

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[–] Illuminostro 1 points 18 hours ago

Xcrement. It's called Xcrement.

[–] Fedizen 5 points 1 day ago

I mean lets not overdo it the algorithms were becoming very trash before it was bought up but it was usable. Peak twitter was like 2017

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Xitter (pronounced shitter)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (6 children)
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[–] titter 2 points 21 hours ago

Calling twix, or xitter! You can also call it Elon's X (he has many exes, so this one fits in)

[–] rayquetzalcoatl 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't understand why anyone would care this much about a social media website

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

They don’t. Rather, they believe that others do, so posts like this are simply signaling alliance.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

People now have fond memories of twitter? Insane.

[–] EndOfLine 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's not like it was a hostile take over. They played their part when Musk talked shit and they sued him to follow through with the purchase. They could have easily kept it, but they wanted the money instead.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not that they are blameless - far from it - but they had a fiduciary responsibility to pursue the deal because it was good for their shareholders

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (6 children)

"Fiduciary duty to get profit" is a libertarian myth. It has no legal basis.

[–] jaycifer 4 points 1 day ago

It’s a myth so widely pushed and accepted over the decades that just calling it a myth won’t be accepted as an argument against it at this point.

What I think is interesting is that this sense of fiduciary duty can be used by a company to do whatever they want. Mass layoffs are part of a fiduciary duty to cut costs. Mass hirings are part of a fiduciary duty to expand operations for growth. At this point it’s less a myth and more an excuse for doing whatever.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Those people sold it to musk. They were tech bros whose goal from the start was to get a massive buyout and bail. They don't deserve your respect anymore than musk does.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But Twitter has always been shit.

[–] PunnyName 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not really. It was fun to talk to people that you barely knew. It was kinda like a hybrid of a chatroom and a forum.

But it grew to become shit.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The way I look at it, if Elon Musk is gonna deadname his own child, I'm sure as shit gonna deadname the corporation he tanked

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, what you personally call it isn't really going to make any difference, so if we're trying to optimize your mental health, just reframe the naritive in your head. You're still calling it Twitter to honor what it used to be, back when you respected it. You are refusing to acknowledge the nazi dumpster fire it has become, even if you still need to talk about it.

I personally basically never have a reason to mention the site when taking to another person, but if/when I do, I'll call it Twitter just because I think it would annoy Elon, if he somehow knew.

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[–] Rolando 8 points 1 day ago

We should call it "X, the social media site formerly known as Twitter." Every time. Yes it sounds ridiculous, because it is.

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