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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Jesus saves so you have more money for peep shows.

[–] Aqarius 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That last line was waiting around the corner with a 2x4

[–] gingernate 6 points 1 month ago

That mutherfucker whooped my ass all night

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We had VCRs in the 90s. Just buy your tapes and do the walk of shame once, like a normal person.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You know there are still private booths in sex shops these days too, right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah but hardly anyone even goes to mass much less confession.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well sure, but the regulars are there for more than just the movies and probably are not aspiring to a career in politics.

[–] jaybone 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Glory holes

[–] TotallynotJessica 20 points 1 month ago

Him being a degenerate gooner might be a net plus for his character.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

@Persona3Reload
Wonder if Christian Porn exists 🤔

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It does. Christians always say that Jesus is cumming.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He already came once. 2000 years ago. Now they're waiting for his second cumming. Talk about refractory period amirite?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

And if it does, do they leave room for Jesus?

[–] idiomaddict 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How can he deny the holocaust while calling himself a black nazi?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Extreme Holocaust denial sometimes comes in the form of "the holocaust didn't happen, but it should've". I'm unclear as to how his blackness might play into an opinion like this - I'm sure it's somehow even more devoid of logical thought.

Personally I'm inclined not to ask such questions, for that way lies madness