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[–] damo_omad 20 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Take it further. After you're arrested and put in prison, you get leased out to the farm to work

[–] taiyang 26 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Felt a bit heavy handed in writing, but once I got to the asshole "sell a cow and buy a bull" I laughed because I've actually seen that idiotic meme before. Gets a pass from me!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 2 points 1 hour ago

As a meme? I remember this being taught in middle school social studies.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

"Erm akshurally they just needs to lift themselves by their bootstraps, workers are so lazy and entitled" ☝️🤓

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

Have you seen how expensive bootstraps are these days?

[–] SlopppyEngineer 24 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Workers start a worker owned cooperative that undercuts the old boss.

"NOT LIKE THAT!"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 2 points 1 hour ago

dusting off my old copy of La Terra Trema

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

They can’t because their boots are too caked in horse shit!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I exclusively drink bull milk

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

That's what my Dom calls it, too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo -4 points 7 hours ago

Chinese Pornography.