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[–] [email protected] 135 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Ah, fuck! My ideology will never recover from this!

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I'm an anarchist and asexual and also autistic and I'll bite you if you touch me. Checkmate, archists.

[–] ZILtoid1991 20 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I'm anarchist, autistic, and hypersexual, I'll take all the touches that would otherwise go to you.

Protip: Do not bite as a self-defense. for some of us, it's just a different form of kiss.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (20 children)

The funny thing about ace peeps is they think that's a threat

You poor, innocent FOOLS

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago

dont touch people without consent thanks

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 days ago (35 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago

Nope. Not me, either. Better leave my prostate alone. Don't even touch that. nooo, that would be terrible. Whoops, look at that soap there on the floor... Better get that before someone slips....

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] devilish666 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Well played. Well played.

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