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[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago

Nope. Not me, either. Better leave my prostate alone. Don't even touch that. nooo, that would be terrible. Whoops, look at that soap there on the floor... Better get that before someone slips....

[–] weeeeum 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I always tried to comment as though somebody I knew personally was snooping on my account but you are about to make me lose it. Stop being contagiously horny 😡

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago
[–] Noodle07 1 points 4 days ago

Don't worry about me I know my way to horny jail, see ya later

[–] weeeeum 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Stop ! ! ! !😭😭😭😭😭

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] weeeeum 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm gonna plow your ass like US 3rd infantry's thunder run through Baghdad at the climax of operation Iraqi freedom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] weeeeum 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll fuck the living daylights out of you and stuff your butt like a burlap sack in need of potatoes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] weeeeum 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're the one here saying the horny stuff, im just being silly :3

[–] weeeeum 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] weeeeum 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not that innocent yourself you know!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This may be shocking but im completely Asexual, im also silly :3

[–] weeeeum 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🤯🤯🤯

I guess most cats are neutered and neutered cats are mostly asexual. Accurate cat girl ???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] weeeeum 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  • Autism
  • A̶n̶x̶i̶e̶t̶y̶
  • D̶e̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶
  • D̶y̶s̶p̶h̶o̶r̶i̶a̶
  • T̶r̶a̶u̶m̶a̶

:3

[–] weeeeum 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Do you lick your butt like a cat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Sadly my girl half stops me from reaching there :3

[–] weeeeum 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Do you salivate into a cup to use later as shampoo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Nah I just use standard shampoo, I like my hair soft :3

[–] weeeeum 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Does being a cat help with your dysphoria

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Nya, being a trans catgirl is tough 3:

[–] weeeeum 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

When did the dysphoria start, and the feline activity start?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Feline activity: as soon I started coping with my dysphoria

Dysphoria: As early as I can remember

[–] weeeeum 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm assuming your silliness is also innate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] weeeeum 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Thats a misconception, cats love sleeping in beds. Especially with heated and weighted blankets :3

(I love heated blankets :333)

[–] weeeeum 2 points 11 hours ago

My cat loves sleeping in boxes but his fat ass busts them open. He is also kind of weird, he only drinks out of mugs.