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[–] CodexArcanum 94 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Knives are also made of atoms

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure? How many? Because I have some atoms at home and need a new knife

[–] whotookkarl 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Donkter 10 points 1 month ago

Not this knife

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Call that a knife?

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[–] Carrolade 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't eat fissile cucumbers.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

One of these nerds is not like the others,
One of these geeks just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which nerd is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

[–] Nuke_the_whales 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tyson? Why not cause he's an asshole? Are you aware that both Einstein and Hawkings were also assholes?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

While Einstein and Hawking (no s) were giants of their field, published papers that turned all other accepted science on its head, and have basic physical phenomenon of the Universe named after them, they were surprisingly limited in their knowledge of other fields. Whereas NdT will expound on absolutely any topic with the complete certainty that he is a fucking expert, even if he only just now inferred the existence of the thing from the question he is presently being asked. He is a Mycroftian megabrain of galactic proportions, a fact he appreciates better than anyone else.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But they weren't pretentious know-it-alls on TV and YT

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[–] MisterFrog 4 points 1 month ago

I don't like Tyson because I feel he preaches an inaccurate version of the scientific philosophy. So many times I hear him saying things along the lines of absolute certainty, because it's SCIENCE.

Where, we of the true faith, preach: the evidence indicates that this is the most likely to be true, or at least, this model makes predictions about the world more reliably than any other we currently have.

Amen.

[–] Tattorack 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, that knife isn't made of atoms, that knife is made of pure solid quarks. That's why it can cut atomic nuclei.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I choose to believe it's made of small atoms, the kind you get from firing a shrink ray at something.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

They call me Johnny Smallatoms

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're gonna need a community for comedy homicide for this. That last panel ruins it.

[–] TriflingToad 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

[email protected] exists but has no posts, consider cross posting

[–] niktemadur 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Then he went on to make lemonade with strawberries and heavy water. Deuterium, you get me? Strawberry fusion lemonade.

[–] portuga 10 points 1 month ago (8 children)

No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?

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[–] multifariace 11 points 1 month ago

That's a 4D knife.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's gotta be the sharpest knife in existence having a diameter of half an atom...

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[–] johannesvanderwhales 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And that's how we got bubbles in beer.

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[–] Phoenix3875 9 points 1 month ago

And that's why you don't see cooking mouse no more.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

When I was a kid, I was legitimately afraid of this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

reminds me of yahoo serious splitting a beer atom with a chisel in his shed. young einstein, what a fun movie

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Let me atom *

[–] Clarity_daffodil 3 points 1 month ago

Hawking, my guy, why have you forsaken us? 🥺 I believed in you

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