insufferableninja

cook it

why didn't they fill a Hula hoop with rock salt, so the ghosts and whatever couldn't blow it away

always Chun Li

this was a Google April fools joke like 12 years ago

bro, i know all that stuff is bad, but have you heard her laugh? we made a solid choice.

(i hope i don't need the /s, but Poe's Law says i probably do)

if I'm alone in the house, 3 socks and a warm hat

otherwise, pair o' socks, warm pants, warm hat

if you're still heavily invested in the stock market near retirement age, you're doing something very wrong

arsenic, no?

i can't read what's under the sharpie. hemoglobin? guys a vampire i guess

almost certainly?

it's refreshing to see a story about a cop just embezzling, instead of raping and murdering people

considering that they caught the booster on the first catch attempt, it's weird that the title says "finally".