The elites don't want you to know this but the cars at the dealership are free
you can take them home.
I have 458 cars.
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If you ask for a test drive, they just trade you keys for your "license" and you can print those at home. Plus, a sales associate will often hop in the passenger seat to come home with you. Free car and a free sales associate. They will probably have a driver's license with them, too, so rinse and repeat.
Hell, when I went for a test drive early this year before I got my car, the sales guy just gave me the keys and told me to bring it back in 30 mins. He just wrote my name down on a piece of paper and let me go; didn't even ask for my license.
The car has a gps tracker and they can just get it if someone bails on them.
Cover the car in tin foil.
If they want that commission, they’re going to earn it, starting with waxing down my new Nissan Altima fleet.
I just walk in and help myself.
Hi Jay Leno! Touch any of that Tonight Show money yet?
I would like to buy some from you. Money is in the strawman account. Promise.
Wait how do you get a 1099A? It's just another IRS form. Like you can just print out a ton of them.
The first sentence makes it sounds like he has some and they're going to expire so he has to use them at some point soon.
This is where you're confused. It's a 1099a. Lowercase a.
It's a secret form you can only download from Facebook after you post that "I HEREBY RESERVE MY COPYRIGHTS OF ALL WORKS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE" then follow it up with "MARK ZUCKERBURG IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE MY PICTURES" then a secret link shows up and lets you download them straight to your printer, but only a few, and the paper dissolves if you don't use it within 18 months after printing them.
I HEREBY RESERVE MY COPYRIGHTS OF ALL WORKS PAST PRESENT AND FUTUTR MARK ZUCKERBERG INSOT ALLOWED TO SEE MY PICTURES
MY FORM ISNT PRINTING PLZ HELP
"Printing" is for your strawman, you're "ink transferring"
You have to tell it INTO your computer. They hear it like that, it will work
Don't forget to buy a year of insider info from your local sovcit guru, or they won't be valid. Each one has a number unique to you, absolutely do not share it or ask others for their's, or they can steal your secret bank account.
Yes, go to the bank and ask a teller for access to your trust fund. Now all we need to do is wait for the inevitable follow-up post on how banks are denying their rights and other unhinged insanity.
The bad recall makes me sad. Poor shmucks fall into this hole with crazies and never come out.
I assume there are some people in these circles that sell "forms" and "services" that take advantage of these people. 😬
That would be the “gurus”
Funny thing ; I’d wager he could have a great channel streaming this shit; and he could afford several cars