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Give sovcit a car. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon to c/insanepeoplefacebook

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

The elites don't want you to know this but the cars at the dealership are free
you can take them home.
I have 458 cars.

[–] themeatbridge 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you ask for a test drive, they just trade you keys for your "license" and you can print those at home. Plus, a sales associate will often hop in the passenger seat to come home with you. Free car and a free sales associate. They will probably have a driver's license with them, too, so rinse and repeat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hell, when I went for a test drive early this year before I got my car, the sales guy just gave me the keys and told me to bring it back in 30 mins. He just wrote my name down on a piece of paper and let me go; didn't even ask for my license.

[–] Maalus 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The car has a gps tracker and they can just get it if someone bails on them.

[–] setsneedtofeed 5 points 2 months ago

Cover the car in tin foil.

[–] thesohoriots 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If they want that commission, they’re going to earn it, starting with waxing down my new Nissan Altima fleet.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 10 points 2 months ago

I just walk in and help myself.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 3 points 2 months ago

Hi Jay Leno! Touch any of that Tonight Show money yet?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I would like to buy some from you. Money is in the strawman account. Promise.