An actual crunchwrap has never looked like that.
They need to remake "falling down" for millenials, but it's at taco bell. Or maybe they don't, I don't know...
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1am, taco bell is open. Guy orders a crunch wrap meal, and they have no problem making it. It's exactly the same as it's always been and the guy is happy. Cashier rings him up and it's $20. He snaps.
They'd remake it with Kevin Hart and make him the good guy, completely missing the point
Urgh, just like Old Boy.
An actual crunchwrap has never looked like that.
Yum! Pile of sadness! You know what youre getting from Taco Bell.
There are certain restaurants that everyone says are absolute trash, and yet they stay open.
My wife and I call them Shitty Tacos, and sometimes we say things like "would you like some Shitty Tacos tonight?". The answer is often "yes". Especially if we can't decide on anything else.
Still holding out hope for the return of the chili cheese burrito.
The CCB is a franchisee optional item, they vary wildly in availability as a result.
For example, they've been available in every Colorado location I've been to
I am glad it exists in some realms, but remain disappointed as it is not available to me.
Have you tried the CCB locator?
The item you seek could be closer than you think
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It true, but I gotta make it steak
black bean is honestly really good (and doesn't cost extra)
Black bean might be my favorite and I'm not even vegetarian
The steak BREAKFAST Crunchwrap is the greatest thing.
Idk, the cantina menu is actually pretty good, especially the soft taco.
Everything else is garbage tho. But it’s garbage I crave
Even the spicy cheesy potato thing? Thst for me is about the last reason I'll go.
Sometime the raccoon in me carves the garbage food of taco bell
Sometime the garbage in me carves the raccoon meat of taco bell
That's White Castle for me.
White Castle sliders at 2 am after drinking... I recommend.
People who like White Castle are a whole other breed
You can always tell someone ate White Castle the day before because the farts smell just like the burgers.
The only thing I have been getting at Taco Bell since the discontinuation of the grilled stuft burrito is a steak power bowl. It's just a bowl of all the ingredients they have, sans a tortilla-based wrapping or shell. I then get some fresh made tortilla chips from a Mexican grocery store nearby and eat it like a taco salad.
Taco Bell is my depression meter. Not a joke. 1x or less a month, I'm ok, 2x/month, prolly fine, just hungry. If I get to 1- 2x per week I tell my friends in hopes they can help me.
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I KNOW it's not good, I KNOW my shtummy will hurt after, but I don't remember ever trying taco bell in my life and I am so insanely curious about it. There are none nearby where I live and I don't drive. It's been ages that I've had this burning curiosity. I already decided that once I get to go I will be ordering a crunchwrap (idk the menu but this is the item I hear the most people talk about).
Imagine something that looks and tastes like dogfood but still somehow releases the happy chemicals when you eat it
Awesome, I want it
I can’t believe this. Are you Amish? Someone needs to make a documentary of taking you on a trip to Taco Bell. I would watch that. Hell Taco Bell would probably fund it for promotional purposes.
It would be like this generations Supersize Me. They could call it Grande Size Me.
Nope, just a Canadian who didn't grow up going to many fast food chains before taco bell apparently closed all its doors in the surrounding area!
You also gotta try one of their best menu items, the cheesy gordita crunch.
Send me your address and I'll throw a bunch of their shit in a ziplock bag and mail it to you. Trust me it doesn't go bad.
The crunch wrap is for taco bell fans who got tired of their tacos, don't start there!
Get a soft shell, hard shell, and a crunch wrap and eat them in that order. You also have to get a mountain dew Baja blast as thats taco bells own flavor.
Oh wow thanks for the guidebook! I'll try to remember that. And the other suggestions I've recieved.
Not sure how I'll eat all of it 😅
If you are pretty hungry thats all doable for sure! For like an average size meal I'd do one crunchwrap or three tacos.
They let you add on pretty much whatever too so I just pick the cheapest tacos and burritos and make them supreme myself. I get a bean and rice burrito, fresco (replaces dairy and meat with pico de gallo), add fries/potatoes inside, add jalapeños, and lettuce. Comes up to like 3.50 or 4.00 for it.
All the other fast food places prices around me make taco bell look like a fantastic deal, I'll say that.
Get that fake ass crunchwrap out of here before NY sues your ass
The Double Stacked Taco with a fire sauce packet is delicious. There’s nothing wrong with Taco Bell…on occasion…
Taco bell is my favorite Restaurant, I wish we had them here! 😢
Only fast food place with vegan food too.
The Veggie Craving menu is the only reason I buy Taco Bell. I don't know of any other fast food with a menu like that.
Subway's veggie patties are really good, but not every location has them. They're really good because they don't even try to make them taste like meat. I'm not sure if any of their breads are vegan though.
I didn't know they have a veggie patty, but I will try it next week.
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The spicy potato tacos are my sleeper taco bell hit.
I did recently have the Baja blast gelato and it was super disappointing - basically a diluted slushie that's frozen, no gelato/sorbet texture at all.
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