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[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] okwhateverdude 74 points 2 months ago (7 children)

holy shit, everyone on the enterprise is RIPPED

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

And Picard is nine feet tall. I guess that's why he's in charge.

[–] FlyingSquid 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They'll probably come up with a way in the future to make you super muscular and lean without putting any hard work into it. Just consult your doctor if Muscolesta is right for you and live a moderately active lifestyle.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's already a genetic mutation that does that.

Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy is not known to cause any medical problems, and affected individuals are intellectually normal.

And it makes you look like this:

That's a house-cat, and it looks like that without having to lift weights. Some people have this mutation too, and it's particularly dramatic in children who would otherwise never be that muscular. (I'd post pictures but I'm not sure about the ethics of sharing photos of other people's swole toddlers even when they're already available online.)

[–] RestrictedAccount 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A guy at the gym has some shots to sell you now.

If you don’t mind changing into a raging asshole, horrible acne, having your balls shrivel.

[–] AceBonobo 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The downside is you still have to work out.

[–] AceBonobo 3 points 1 month ago

That's a deal breaker

[–] VindictiveJudge 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When are we getting a Lower Decks episode where they go to the swole universe?

[–] setsneedtofeed 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they do, I'd hope for the comic version of the mirror universe. Everyone is swole AND sleeveless. Even Barclay.

[–] teft 7 points 1 month ago

Look at Wes’ hair. He could be in a smash mouth video.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla 3 points 1 month ago

They go to the swole universe and Ransom is a skinny shy LGJ who works in astrometrics

[–] TheGiantKorean 10 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Same overall aesthetics of 90s X-Men comics. Dr. Crusher looks a lot like Rogue.

[–] SkyezOpen 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aight but the fuck is this? Kid looks like he's about to draw two cards from pot of greed.

[–] CitizenKong 3 points 1 month ago

Superhero artists are usually very bad at drawing children.

[–] setsneedtofeed 2 points 1 month ago

This is a comic from between 1990 and 1994, the height of the ultra ripped Liefeld era of comics for sure. If I'm correct that the artist was Pablo Marcos, he'd been working for years as a comic artist but he seemed to basically just stick to hyper muscular anatomy for everything he'd been doing since the 70s.

[–] setsneedtofeed 7 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure this was all drawn by Pablo Marcos, who was a superhero artist that worked for both DC and Marvel at different points. Figures he probably really only had consistent way of drawing people seeing that he was mainly a superhero artist.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

led by Captain Jean-Luc Picarm and First Officer Hiker

[–] someguy3 8 points 2 months ago

I like the dedication to S1&2 uniforms. More form fitting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You can tell from the pixels.

[–] AceBonobo 4 points 2 months ago

Is Geordi going to be OK?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago

I'm more surprised by middle aged Picard with 5% body fat and can bench 300 lbs

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Tasha does not have that much ass. No way.

[–] ripcord 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Picard doesn't have 80 pounds of shred, either.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

He changed the earl grey for earl whey protein

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

well, no.... i'm not exactly complaining about either tho

[–] hark 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

damn i need to learn this magic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I am seeing above. I've been looking above for a while...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Exactly the kind of thing I’d expect a person about to lick butts to say.

[–] TheGiantKorean 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First they tell you they're not going to lap at your leather Cheerio, but the next thing you know they're tongue punching your fart box.

[–] Niksolo80 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To boldly rim where no one’s rimmed before.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

The Riker maneuver.

[–] uid0gid0 11 points 2 months ago

Whoever drew that comic is worse at drawing hands then Rob Liefeld is at drawing feet.

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't see why you need context. He's not going down to lick any butts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Before sending down a team to impregnate a planet

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 month ago

Right? This seems very straightforward.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The away team just consists of a drunk scientist and his young ward.

"I'm red shirt Riiiiiick!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Picard looking like Galactus