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[–] Korne127 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fredselfish 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yes just recently broke up with a girlfriend that turned 26 and now dating a 19 year old.

[–] babeuh 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Turned 16? Seems slightly illegal

[–] Fredselfish 7 points 3 months ago

Sorry fixed the mistake. It was 26.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe he moved to Germany 💀

[–] mycodesucks 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ariel has her voice? What'd she trade for legs in this universe?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 months ago (2 children)

She's colourblind now. Can't see red flags.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Lmao savage

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Sense of smell.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There was a hilarious info chart that showed he left each of his couple at exactly 26 iirc

[–] raker 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's hilarious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That is a graph and a half, holy shit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Haha I never knew that. What a dick

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago
[–] M137 1 points 3 months ago

..... seriously? I don't even see how this would be a joke comment, it's just as incredibly stupid either way.

[–] suction 1 points 3 months ago

Could also be the Sham-Wow guy

[–] JusticeForPorygon 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Leo splits with his girlfriends a year after they’re allowed to rent cars at non-insane rates, as it is written in the Book of Avis.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] niktemadur 1 points 3 months ago

So super hard, it megaHertz!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember that in my copy of The Anhkana...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Ah, you must have picked up the Budget version by accident. Common mistake.

[–] JusticeForPorygon 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay I thought it was gonna be about him dating teenagers since Ariel was sixteen in this movie

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

This person numbers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No. I'll prove you wrong:
16
26
(16 above 26)

Checkmate.

[–] niktemadur 2 points 3 months ago

Now that's the kind of mathematical thinking that leads to shit like imaginary numbers, [∞(∞)/∞-1] or TREE(3), and let's not forget the Mandelbrot and Julia sets.

[–] qaz 4 points 3 months ago

He keeps breaking up when girls reach 26

[–] latenightnoir 10 points 3 months ago

Haha, we sure do love our quirky Grandpa, haha!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Def dont ask about where her parents are or if she or they need any help or whatever. Is free underage mermaid if found on beach.

/s

[–] Nuke_the_whales -3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How come people give Leo shit for this when someone like Depp dates 20 year olds as well? And Depp is a creep and a weirdo to boot

[–] Smoogs 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fuq? Both people are gross. Just cuz one person was brought up here does not mean it was ever condoned for another person. Congrats on bringing complete fuck all to the conversation.

[–] Nuke_the_whales -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Actually no. Depp doesn't just get excused but encouraged and cheered for his creepyness, that's why you got your shit all in a tizzy when I said something bad about him

[–] Smoogs 1 points 3 months ago

That entire poop made no sense.

[–] suction 1 points 3 months ago

Because someone sometime made the meme and 99% of people on social media can only parrot stuff.