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The Essence of Life (lemmy.world)
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[–] Plopp 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Real pros intentionally put a glass of water on the bedside table before they go to bed.

[–] over_clox 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You spelled beer wrong.

Can confirm, am in bed now with a glass of beer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, nothing wakes you up in the morning like warm beer and the taste of toothpaste

[–] over_clox 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who said I was gonna let the beer get warm?

[–] scarilog 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thermodynamics usually

[–] over_clox 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but I never said I was going to sleep, I'm just in bed..

Beer is nearing empty and still cold 👍

[–] gofsckyourself 5 points 3 months ago

I love beer and all, but that would fuck up your teeth and mouth biome.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Stale water

Use a glass bottle

[–] LesserAbe 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stale water? Like you're talking about getting dust in there or what? Hasn't been an issue for me over eight hours.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I’ve also heard people associate the taste of a little chlorine from treatment with freshness and when the water sits the chlorine does some science thing like either evaporating or dissolved further

Don’t quote me on this tho I read it… somewhere (?). That should tell you how well I remember it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Stale water? Lmao

[–] ThunderWhiskers 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How long are you sleeping‽

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Stale Water Person IRL

[–] Plopp 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tf kinda water you drink that goes stale?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The kind in a dirty/dusty house

[–] Emerald 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah it gets way too hard and crunchy for me

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I carry my stainless steel water bottle everywhere. It's wonderful at night!

....Just don't put a full, heavy water bottle in a place where it could potentially fall on your head / face while you're sleeping.

[–] yourgodlucifer 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When the water is not nearby

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Or it’s empty

[–] aeronmelon 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m not going to question how SpongeBob can pour out water while underwater.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure he's in Sandy's dry bubble dome during this scene.

[–] Aurelius 3 points 3 months ago

Nothing is quite as satisfying as a big gulp of water when you are parched

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

SpongeBob!!! Pinky!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not to be alarmist, but insatiable thirst can be a symptom of diabetes. It and night sweats were the two symptoms I had prior to my diagnosis. I recommend every one occasionally get their blood sugar tested just to be safe.

[–] ThunderWhiskers 7 points 3 months ago

It could also be your body saying "Yo we haven't ingested fluid in like 6 hours. Fix it."