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I know you've had 5 months to think about this, but have you talked to a priest about your feelings? RCIA, Rite of Christian Initiation for Adults will help you learn the tenants of the faith.

Oh no! My Chinese food orders stopped arriving!~

Mom, who got married at 18:

"You can't date until you're 18"

Fast forward to 18

"You should be focusing on your studies!"

Fast forward after the college dating scene is gone

"When are we going to get some grandkids?!"

No, its people being overweight AND ignorant that this meme is pointing out. People who are in total denial that losing weight will alleviate many health issues and prevent further complications to ones that can't actually be helped.

Yo I used to weigh 300 pounds and had health problems. Guess what happened when I lost 80 pounds? Many of these problems are fading away. There's truth in this meme. I was this meme.

Then downvote it. Everyone's sense of humor is different.

I was once 300 pounds. If you can't eat healthy foods just fast. Be hungry. Make it your #1 priority. Yes, some of these comments are mean, but your stance that healthy foods are intolerable seems ridiculous.

Is this... brony death metal?

I've seen it so I'll allow it. Comedy speaks the hard truths. ;-)

What the actual fuck, this is bikini bottom

There's ALREADY auto-targeting. Check out the Phalanx.