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[–] samus12345 39 points 1 month ago

"Is that supposed to be insulting? I live in a sewer, Georgie!"

[–] Kyrgizion 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Funniest shit is that this is basically how IT was eventually defeated. By being ridiculed and laughed at. Well, that and a preteen orgy ("no, it was a train!", yes I know).

[–] MeatPilot 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The orgy thing was less effective with my IT. Told us to get dressed and clean out our desks instead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You probably forgot the furry suits. It isn't a proper IT orgy unless everyone is in their furry suit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IT wouldn't survive a cod lobby

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It will be dead the moment it log into twitter

[–] MotoAsh 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why he could only watch the disrespect: The very act robbed him of the power he weilded. In that moment, he was nothing more powerful than a human stuck in a sewer, watching a child literally shit on the thought of playing with him.

[–] Kyrgizion 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you for succinctly summing up why this scene was powerful and not just smut for the heck of it. A lot of people have issues with that scene but this is the exact reason it's in there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stephen King did a lot of cocaine and alcohol back in the day. Apparently he doesn't remember writing portions of some books, and one entire book.

But yeah, he wrote a scene that devolves into a preteen orgy, that helps defeat the giant spider with poor self esteem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uhhh. Am I wrong? I thought they defeated the evil spider, got lost, preteen train, THEN they find the will to press on and get out?

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 1 month ago

You know more than I do. I attempted to read the book at one point, but my sister stole it so I didn't get that far, and wasn't invested enough to track the book down as an adult, or watch either movie.

[–] 474D 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do... do I need to see a doctor? It floats?

[–] Lost_My_Mind 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Some of mine float. Others don't. One time I shit for 30 minutes. Really crapped it out. Then I stand up, and the bowl is clean!!! I go to wipe, and there's no poo!!! What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes???!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes?

Stress?

[–] wreckedcarzz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I get laxatives for that?

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz 2 points 1 month ago

:o I've been here a year already?!

Thanks ^^

[–] whostosay 8 points 1 month ago

Username checks out

[–] Emptiness 1 points 1 month ago

Shit-weasels

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Poop will sink unless it has enough fiber, gas, or fat (all lighter than water) in it to make it buoyant. Sinking is the norm for me.

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 1 month ago

Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Lead! Lead!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] creditCrazy 5 points 1 month ago

How to out monster the monster step one:

[–] Nuke_the_whales 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, not mine.

[–] ATDA 2 points 1 month ago

Hi YouTube!

I'm Georgie and today we're going to play sink vs float. Let's start with flame thrower flames, do those sink?

[–] MissJinx 2 points 1 month ago

Burned to death. The end