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submitted 4 months ago by Varven to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 214 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's gotta be Richard of course.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Richard McDickface

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

This is the only correct answer.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Richard.

[–] pyre 19 points 4 months ago

McRichardface

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

[–] SendMePhotos 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.

It is the solid choice, though.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Nobody nose, nobody nose...

[–] AM_Butts 50 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Sir Richard Johnson

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago

Little Richard

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dicknose McBallcheeks

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What about Penix?

[–] Varven 29 points 4 months ago

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dickhead?

[–] Cascio 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You mean, Richard Cranium.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 16 points 4 months ago

Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.

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[–] SendMePhotos 28 points 4 months ago

Richard

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Schlong

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

Moby

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Richard Johnson

[–] Darkard 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Rod

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Biggus

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why does everyone want Richard?

[–] OldChicoAle 12 points 4 months ago

Everyone loves Dick

[–] Fedizen 19 points 4 months ago

Dickens

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Donger

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I.C. Weiner

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

[–] frankgrimeszz 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Johnny Sack.

Furballz.

[–] demizerone 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cheney

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Shaft! You damn right.

[–] Angry_Autist 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Priapuss

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[–] HowManyNimons 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fuck Nose.

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[–] istoff 11 points 4 months ago

Fur balls

[–] SlowRoastedMadness 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Richard Head

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Don Glover

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Dr. Phal

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd call him dickhead

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[–] tabris 9 points 4 months ago

Facciotina di Cazzo

[–] BlueBeard 9 points 4 months ago

Dick Dastardly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Dicky McDickface

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Steve.

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