"Happy Endings" ironically being a great name for a hospice.

There used to be a “traditional” massage salon in my neighbourhood which looked extremely legit, medical, and had zero hints that “happy endings” were on the menu. For years I was convinced that it really was one of those shops where they do not offer the sleazy stuff. People I know went there to get massages, men and women. I never went because I’m convinced massages are snake oil and a waste of money.

Then one day they were raided and closed down by the local authorities. Turned out despite the upstanding image, they did offer the happy ending version, you just had to know the “unofficial” phone number and codeword.

So that didn’t exactly help to solidify my trust that there are massage businesses that are truly not offering any kind of sex work ever.

Not judging it, but the image they have is earned to say the least.

Hill, in his tribute, recalled one funny interaction that occurred when Sean Lock called him from a hospice.

“I asked him what it was like, and he said: ‘It’s OK actually and the sex is amazing,’” Hill wrote.

Woman here. I've had sexy dreams that led to me waking up while having a real orgasm, though I wasn't touching myself or anything.

Oh it’s a thing that can be done by some people, maybe even most, though very few can without training. The human brain is both very susceptible to inputs and the thing that controls physiological responses. I know training this is a pretty common goal among hypnosis fetishists

Ken M was peak

No, just a Fun Guy.

Brilliant... Totally didn't see that coming

(it's double entendre Thursday down here in the southern hemisphere, btw)

To be fair, not a single character in the Dune universe is a regular human. They're the equivalent of those plum-sized GMO strawberries at the grocery store.

Lmao those books got real weird after Children of Dune

Who is Ken M?

"Really? Right in front of my salad?"