Tomboy/femboy orc got me acting strange
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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EVERY orc had my friends first character acting strange.
Beat the thang up so hard I trigger relentless endurance.
old man noises
Back in my day orcs were savage monsters and we had to settle for playing half-orcs!
Where do you think the half-orcs came from?
The mommy half-orc and the daddy half-orc, duh.
Savagely raped one another
But it was okay since they were into it.
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Hero.
Femboy orc :3
This is just a goblin with extra steps.
We have come full circle to Tolkien canon approved.
Plus or minus some femboys, but based on his love of elven twinks he might have been down.
Given the height, I'd say some 10 steps over a goblin
goblin put through a taffy stretcher
Ork twink.
borc
They're putting shit in the water to turn the fucking orcs gay
Orc? I ain't seeing no muscles there, a femboy goblin at best
D&d is owned by a company that has dumped all of it's creative workers, there are a lot of games that won't be full of AI slop that you can play.
Edit: and you can still have your twink orcs
I will seduce the dragon!
The goblins in dungeonborne or dark and darker look stronger than this halfwit
Nooooooooo, I want all my orcs to be dommy mommies with a powerful build :(
You're stuck with goliaths now bub.
You ain't fooling me waiforc! Now hold still while reduce you to meat chunks and extract 8xp and 1d4x10 silver from your bloody remains.